Norway 2025: Kyle Alessandro - Lighter (1 Viewer)

[ADONK5]

I keep misremembering LLL as KKK

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I actually can't quite believe this ranking but

1. LLL
2. Wigwam
3. Alessandro
4. Sondrey
5. Bobbysocks!
6. Ladybug
7. Nataleen
8. Ladybug
9. Nora Jabri

Nora Jabri LAST?!

 

[TiShh]

Nora Jabri LAST?!

I think in hindsight YES

 

[TiShh]

Seeing a clip of that Belgium entry again. Is it just me or has all chat about him just STOPPED now it's been picked?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

No room for ZJERM

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Seeing a clip of that Belgium entry again. Is it just me or has all chat about him just STOPPED now it's been picked?

I still think it's winning, but everyone's basically made their mind up one way or the other on it already so far I reckon.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Seeing a clip of that Belgium entry again. Is it just me or has all chat about him just STOPPED now it's been picked?

I presume Finland have taken a bit of wind out of their sail.

 

[auretz]

I wonder how Laika Party would’ve done in this line up

 

[TiShh]

No room for ZJERM

Or KANT

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I presume Finland have taken a bit of wind out of their sail.

Surely no one thinks Erika is WINNING?!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

No room for ZJERM

There’s always room for some ZJERM!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Thank god Rolf Løvland is here to keep us safe

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Surely no one thinks Erika is WINNING?!

I meant in terms of FAN FAVOURITES. She should win though

 

[TiShh]

Bobbysocks!' original name of Bobbysjokk!

 

[Ig Komme]

Not WESTLIFE

 

[TiShh]

Voting has started for those not zombified by hot sleeveless Italians!

Lighter currently on maximum points with the international jury. Last song coming last.

 

[ADONK5]

thank god finally some points for Tone

 

[auretz]

The other members of Umami Tsunami must be furious it wasn’t them

 

[TiShh]

Lighter was good but ALL THE 12's is quite funny. I guess there was nothing else like it to compete...

So good to see the singer from Voyager looking well!

 

[ADONK5]

Someone needs to tell Kyle’s enthusiastic dancer that he’ll probably be dropped before Basel

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Who’s this fag

 

[ADONK5]

How does one get onto this international jury then?

 

[auretz]

How did some random guy from Aberdeen make it onto this I assume emailing nonstop

 

[TiShh]

Kyle would've got maximum very points of Ukraine had given him 12 instead of 10

 

[TiShh]

How did some random guy from Aberdeen make it onto this I assume emailing nonstop

Oh he STUNK of the Eurovision Twitter crowd

 

[ADONK5]

Okay he’s actually terrified

 

[auretz]

An amazing result for a very 7/10 song I guess it’s competent enough. at the Norwegians going for Bobbysocks and even Tone Damli to some extent

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Someone needs to tell Kyle’s enthusiastic dancer that he’ll probably be dropped before Basel

Loved him shaking his tits after every 12 for Kyle

 

[win_the_game]

How did some random guy from Aberdeen make it onto this I assume emailing nonstop

Our Kala must be seething.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Gen Z Tooji is here.

 

[Melfester]

I hate everything about this song. Norway is dead to me.

 

[Jacques]

I feel like I'm the prime person that a twink entry like this is meant to appeal to, but

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

The rubbish twink won?! Pffft

 

[C’est la VoR]

This feels like a potential non-qualifier for Norway. I'm sure they'll spruce it up but right now it comes across really dated and listlessly performed.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I like this!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I think it's FUN

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I don’t mind it but I really DON’T understand the metaphor.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's FINE, if somewhat UTTERLY EXPECTED.

I've always been quite fond of a man in chainmail (don't come at me) but he's not really hot.

I don't see this hitting the heights.

 

[Velvet sKANT]

Unless the autotune is hiding a vocal trainwreck, I think this will do quite well!
The performance is polished, he seems really committed and likeable enough.
Of course there's nothing remotely original in these 3 minutes but on professionalism and entertainment value alone it should sail through.