Norway 2025: Kyle Alessandro - Lighter

[Ig Komme]

Good voice but this chorus is a little flat

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This is painfully mediocre

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Good voice but this chorus is a little flat

HOW DARE YOU

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Well this is a 5/10 if I ever heard one.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I believe you are all evil.

 

[win_the_game]

I don't think she's doing this justice

 

[TiShh]

It's good! But it's kinda giving Luxembourg

 

[ADONK5]

Such wickedness in this thread and it’s only song 1!

 

[Ig Komme]

Good fireworks, beautiful fireworks

 

[win_the_game]

Its a decent song but the wrong performer.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Love that fiercely heterosexual Enrique backing dancer pretending to be mesmered by her

 

[ADONK5]

Okay fine it sounds very Velvet but what’s wrong with that?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Ig Komme]

Tig Junior said "I hope there will be some oomph oomph."

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Say what you want about Italy, but every song feels somewhat EXPENSIVE, so I’m finding such CHEAP TAT very JARRING.

 

[auretz]

I like this Carly Rae Jepsen album track

 

[auretz]

The stage looks unusually cheap

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Granted, had this been in Italy among a sea of male dirge I would have been the first one here to lap it up!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Happy that they’re introducing baby Tig to national finals, but if they make him watch Portugal I’m calling social services.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Sondrey very handsome but I do think he should've had the courage to go with a SINGLE LARGE HOOP EARRING

 

[TiShh]

Happy that they’re introducing baby Tig to national finals, but if they make him watch Portugal I’m calling social services.

Neighbours call when they hear screaming and crying tonight circa 2.30 as we're STILL waiting for San Remo to finish.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Happy that they’re introducing baby Tig to national finals, but if they make him watch Portugal I’m calling social services.

God, I completed forgot about Portugal! Is that anytime soon?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

God, I completed forgot about Portugal! Is that anytime soon?

8th March

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

The dance break is the best bit about this song, but the dance they're doing for it is dreadful

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Lovely vocal sample on the chorus...beautiful vocal sample on the chorus...

 

[TiShh]

God I love this no-hoper. Might throw it a pity vote if I can be arsed/work out how

 

[Ig Komme]

Tig's judgment: "He's a rock star."

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That was very 'qualifies/comes 24th'

 

[Ig Komme]

This is giving me 2019 featuring on a Madonna album track vibes

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Tig's judgment: "He's a rock star."

You're failing in your duties as parents and educators

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Lightly shaking a single breast to this

 

[Ig Komme]

Well this chorus is giving Portugal 2022.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh finally a faint whiff of cunt.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I got your balls?

 

[TiShh]

This is coming ALIVE Vs the studio version!

 

[Ig Komme]

This is my favourite so far

 

[ADONK5]

Well this chorus is giving Portugal 2022.

Can’t be a good sign that I have no recollection of that one

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Sulalalelele

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I feel like this would get punished for not sounding very 'Norway'. Banger though!

 

[TiShh]

Tig: she said "sing with me", SO WHY ARE YOU NOT SINGING