Madonna: The ULTIMATE Survivor (Round 1)

[POP!]

Come join the party
YEAH

After about 100 polls we have narrowed down to your favorites. The surviving singles and deep cuts have advanced to the ULTIMATE survivor.

Please vote to ELIMINATE.

 

[POP!]

OUT:

Forbidden Love '05
Girl Gone Wild
Living for Love
Rebel Heart
Medellin

 

[RS]

Where’s the Party
Girl Gone Wild
Living for Love
Rebel Heart
Medellin

 

[Shoat]

The politest thing I can say about Girl Gone Wild is it's an outlier here.

 

[Jark]

Where's the Party
Till Death Do Us Part
Pray for Spanish Eyes
Girl Gone Wild
Living For Love

 

[Jark]

y'all are fucking deranged if Medellín goes out before GGW

 

[Pipo]

y'all are fucking deranged if Medellín goes out before GGW

Better Check myself into the ward then!

 

[funky]

The politest thing I can say about Girl Gone Wild is it's an outlier here.

Right? How the fuck did it get this far?!

 

[joanne]

the real question is how did Medellín get this far? it's literally Dua Lapeeps' UN DIA's retarded little sister.

 

[RJN]

I think Til Death Do Us Part is one of her best songs, even better than almost every single

 

[RJN]

the real question is how did Medellín get this far? it's literally Dua Lapeeps' UN DIA's retarded little sister.

It’s 2023, use a different word

 

[joanne]

oh, sorry i was watching Mean Girls..

what's a proper alternative to the R word in this context?

 

[Pipo]

Medellin is just shit, no need to use an offensive word

 

[RJN]

lesser little sister? Terrible and boring little sister?

 

[Pipo]

lesser little sister? Terrible and boring little sister?

Medellin is Aliana Lohan to GGW's Lindsay Lohan, or use the Spears siblings instead.

 

[Shoat]

Medellin is about the only listenable Madame has recorded in the last decade!

Well, semi-listebable.

 

[Zu]

Right? How the fuck did it get this far?!

Quite rude really. It means a GREAT DEAL to some of us

 

[KC 🦋]

If anyone as much as LOOKS at Sorry, I'm calling lawyers

 

[funky]

Quite rude really. It means a GREAT DEAL to some of us

A kind doctor would refer you for such a condition

 

[Zu]

Some heartless monsters already trying to get rid of Paradise (Not For Me)

 

[funky]

If anyone as much as LOOKS at Sorry, I'm calling lawyers

LOOKING but not touching because there's no point.

HATE IT

 

[KC 🦋]

Funky, why are you so hateful?

 

[Zu]

The "SINGING" on Pray For Spanish Eyes!

 

[funky]

Some heartless monsters already trying to get rid of Paradise (Not For Me)

Never mind all that, @Tisch has had an existential crisis and dropped his lambrini on the laptop, and accidentally voted Papa Don't Preach

Could someone reach out to @Iguana and make sure EVERYTHING IS OKAY?

 

[Zu]

Funky, why are you so hateful?

Says the person who's voted to get rid of LIKE A PRAYER!

 

[funky]

Funky, why are you so hateful?

Balance, hun

Imagine if we were all NICE!

 

[Zu]

Says the person who's voted to get rid of LIKE A PRAYER!

AND The Power of Goodbye!

WELL I CAN'T EVEN

 

[Zu]

Balance, hun

Imagine if we were all NICE!

Imagine if ANY of us were

 

[KC 🦋]

Says the person who's voted to get rid of LIKE A PRAYER!

 

[funky]

AND The Power of Goodbye!

WELL I CAN'T EVEN

 

[Zu]

I see that wicked @Vicky the Vole is still taking out her unresolved childhood traumas on Get Together

 

[KC 🦋]

Forbidden Love wasn't THAT bad.

 

[Zu]

Quite a lot of naughty people voting to get rid of the utterly immense Forbidden Love. FETCH ME MY PINS WOULD YOU NORBERT

 

[KC 🦋]

Imagine NOT voting for Medellin

 

[funky]

Imagine NOT voting for Medellin

Babe you voted for Like A Prayer over Girl Gone Wild. Let that sink in before having OPINIONS

 

[funky]

(although I agree)

 

[Zu]

Babe you voted for Like A Prayer over Girl Gone Wild. Let that sink in before having OPINIONS

But the latter is SO EROTIC!

 

[TiShh]

The "SINGING" on Pray For Spanish Eyes!

It's RAW :

 

[Zu]

I think A CERTAIN SOMEONE has done the CHA CHA CHA thing slightly better than poor dear sad old MODGE ever managed on MEDDLIN' or whatever it was called

 

[Zu]

It's RAW :

Like SEWAGE