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Manchester is like an ice rink this morning. Not sure how I managed to get into uni without cracking my skull.
 
I had that oil massage today.

I was a bit surprised that it turned out to be at his apartment. (Though he is a professional massage therapist)

You may be less surprised to learn that it turned sexual. He didn’t want me to finish him off though because he was working and he thought that was unprofessional(!), he didn’t charge me, and he bought me dinner. I’ll call that a win
 
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Diddy said:
I had that oil massage today.

I was a bit surprised that it turned out to be at his apartment. (Thought he is a professional massage therapist)

You may be less surprised to learn that it turned sexual. He didn’t want me to finish him off though because he was working and he thought that was unprofessional(!), he didn’t charge me, and he bought me dinner. I’ll call that a win
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So when are you seeing him again?
 
Diddy said:
I had that oil massage today.

I was a bit surprised that it turned out to be at his apartment. (Thought he is a professional massage therapist)

You may be less surprised to learn that it turned sexual. He didn’t want me to finish him off though because he was working and he thought that was unprofessional(!), he didn’t charge me, and he bought me dinner. I’ll call that a win
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Ooh Diddy. You little MINX.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
So when are you seeing him again?
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I don’t know, he’s not actually my type particularly. Perhaps a little bit ODD, I don’t know. But he didn’t kill me or nick my wallet so it wasn’t as bad as I thought.

His bathroom could use a deep clean though
 
Diddy said:
I don’t know, he’s not actually my type particularly. Perhaps a little bit ODD, I don’t know. But he didn’t kill me or nick my wallet so it wasn’t as bad as I thought.

His bathroom could use a deep clean though
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Ooh you could set up a regular thing, clean his bathroom for a massage !
 
Diddy said:
Ewww no, it had that red slime! Actually do you get that in the UK, I don’t think I saw it, but it appears in Japanese bathrooms for some reason
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Ketchup?
My mum says it is AMAZING for limescale :)
 
My shed is currently being destroyed and replaced with a STORE IT OUT.

Hmm.
 
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BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE!! @bruce5433
 
SERIOUS QUESTION: How can @bruce5433 view the COMMUNITY FORUM when he only has 300 and odd posts and doesn’t say ANYTHING. Bit creepy. Please ADMONISH.
 
Rita said:
SERIOUS QUESTION: How can @bruce5433 view the COMMUNITY FORUM when he only has 300 and odd posts and doesn’t say ANYTHING. Bit creepy. Please ADMONISH.
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I swear it was 200 posts when I joined, might be why.
 
Diddy said:
I had that oil massage today.

I was a bit surprised that it turned out to be at his apartment. (Thought he is a professional massage therapist)

You may be less surprised to learn that it turned sexual. He didn’t want me to finish him off though because he was working and he thought that was unprofessional(!), he didn’t charge me, and he bought me dinner. I’ll call that a win
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Can't wait for the wedding.
 
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