Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[Art Decade]

 

[KNT]

Every Liz Jones article is simultaneously comedy gold and the saddest thing you've ever read.

 

[TiShh]

The woman was able to read something on her phone BUT she was also wearing mittens? Don't add up love.

Comparing her to her ACTUAL DEAD sister is fucking wild.

 

[Kate]

Oh of course it's LOOPY LIZ

 

[TiShh]

Has she appeared on the DHOTY twitter page? Her stuff sound straight from someone parodying it

 

[lolly]

Liz Jones channeling the moopy mood as ever.

 

[lolly]

Oh. Beaten to it.

 

[Madison]

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[jyxz]

Looks like she’s had some ‘work’ during her recent hospital stay

 

[Jark]

looking a lot more human

 

[funky]

Why does she look like she’s been scalped and given it to William?

 

[jyxz]

Actually, he’s very much giving the look of old Phil in the car here

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SO WHAT’S THE TEA?

 

[jivafox]

SHE'S DEAD!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not even TATTLE seems to have any information? WHAT IS GOING ON?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

They said she be off work for three months.

It was probably a hysterectomy.

That or she's dead in a chest in Kensington Palace. Killed by Evil Princess Charlotte.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s not been seen alive since CHRISTMAS!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Plastic surgery, new face needs a few weeks to settle.

 

[C’est la VoR]

She’s not been seen alive since CHRISTMAS!

Maybe her portrayal on that last season of The Crown finished her off.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Maybe she wasn't especially up for being photographed after having her womb removed.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Plastic surgery, new face needs a few weeks to settle.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Can’t wait for the BIG REVEAL!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

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The minimum lip size that would earn this bitch my respect!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The minimum lip size that would earn this bitch my respect!

Let’s not start using derogatory names for women.

 

[KNT]

Can’t wait for the BIG REVEAL!

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I would love for her to come back with this haircut.

 

[octophone]

It's interesting that Charles goes public about his cancer to raise awareness but whatever has happened to Kate is shrouded in secrecy. Maybe they were getting her off the skag.

 

[funky]

(amusing) Jokes aside I do think a woman has a right to recover from surgery in private without journalists wandering in every 5 minutes. She might just not feel up to being a royal right now and that’s okay.

 

[octophone]

I think, at core, we all agree with that, even if the idea of journalists "wandering in" isn't a thing because anyone who gets within 50 yards of her home is shot dead by MI6.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

She's DEAD

BBC News - Prince William pulls out of Greek memorial service due to 'personal matter'

Prince William pulls out of memorial service due to 'personal matter'

An unspecified "personal matter" meant the Prince of Wales withdrew from a memorial service.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

She's DEAD

BBC News - Prince William pulls out of Greek memorial service due to 'personal matter'

Prince William pulls out of memorial service due to 'personal matter'

An unspecified "personal matter" meant the Prince of Wales withdrew from a memorial service.

www.bbc.co.uk

Such a shame that she will never become Queen née Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Actually, have the foreign press got stories on what's going on? They wouldn't respect any injunctions, hence why they reported on William's ALLEGED extracurricular activities

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’ve read in a Spanish paper she was in a COMA.

 

[octophone]

I’ve read in a Spanish paper she was in a COMA.

Translation error. She was in a COSTA. The coffee wasn't for her - she only drinks the blood of the weak.

 

[Alla]

I’ve read in a Spanish paper she was in a COMA.

Yes, they've been saying that for weeks, but I only saw the headlines, have no interest.


Great concern for Kate Middleton: in a coma and intubated

 

[untilted]

Omg what has ACTUALLY HAPPENED? BIzarre theories only plz

 

[Alla]

Actually, have the foreign press got stories on what's going on? They wouldn't respect any injunctions, hence why they reported on William's ALLEGED extracurricular activities

There is a lot of speculation here but they hardly talk about it on tv, which is surprising. But in other places like youtube there are lots of videos talking about it, I confess I didn't play any of them, but they appear a lot as suggestions. Videos under names like "The nightmare of KM", "The secret of KM", "They find KM", even "KM has died". There are lots of them

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

We now appear to be down to proceedings being led by Camilla and FERGIE

 

[jivafox]

I heard Prince Louis went rogue on his tricycle again.

 

[funky]

I heard Prince Louis went rogue on his tricycle again.

@Halli POTW

 

[funky]

Although if she was that ill he wouldn’t have been going to Greece in the first place, surely.