Penelope
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I have the worst fucking cold of my LIFE and EVERY NIGHT I go to bed thinking it'll FINALLY get better the next day
NO DICE
NO DICE
The Peckham Terminator! That's a blast from the past
I think the next day I don’t have any reason to leave the house is 23rd OctoberI have managed to resist putting the heating on by NEVER HAVING ANY FREE TIME.
I wish I could remember. All I know is there’s an Eddie Stobart parked outside and my shit looks like I’ve given birth to Smurfette.OK, @ButterTart - confirm your whereabouts over the last few days.
£280,000 of alcohol stolen in Ayrshire factory raid
A convoy of three lorries was used to remove pallets of Blue WKD drink from Caledonian Bottlers in Ayrshire.www.bbc.co.uk
Oh darling that'll be the GLUEI have the worst fucking cold of my LIFE and EVERY NIGHT I go to bed thinking it'll FINALLY get better the next day
NO DICE
Well just think of all the material you’ll get to share with moopy.I have to go to dinner with my trump-loving covid-denying aunt tonight and I’m really dreading it
We did notice a STRAY BOOB and some untoward pantingI'm in the HEDGE EAVESDROPPING
I knew SNORTING THE HORSE would cause ALL MANNER OF REGRETOh darling that'll be the GLUE
I did tell you to just POP A DAB up the back passageI knew SNORTING THE HORSE would cause ALL MANNER OF REGRET
Stop trying to make smoking out to be a cool thingi was out tonight and being able to smoke and NOT sound like Marge Simpson I’m pleased to announce that I’m OVER MY INFECTION
SOZ PEN xx
i was out tonight and being able to smoke and NOT sound like Marge Simpson I’m pleased to announce that I’m OVER MY INFECTION
SOZ PEN xx