Finland 2023: Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha

[Apo-KANT!]

Between Hoida Mut and Quiero Arder, the boys really looked at Eurovision 2023 and said

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s really shaping up to be a BATTLE of the BOTTOMS.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This is FANTASTIC. The double chorus! The KEY CHANGE!

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I like it, but it’s got nothing on Hoida Mut.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Robin's track is out. Nowhere near as good as Hard To Love. Or Hoida mut for that matter!

 

[ADONK5]

It's not bad but I'd hoped for more. And of course seems a limp lettuce next to Hoida Mut.

 

[Kaleen]

It’s alright. I think it is the most likely to win over the three songs so far. While Benjamin is great I don’t think he will have the same mass appeal. Robin is safer and is much more famous.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Come on Finland, do it!

 

[Jacques]

I'd be happy with either of the twinks, but I do think Benjamin's song is more interesting, and Robin's isn't as good as some of his other stuff like "Hard to Love" or "Benefits".

Hopefully the crowd that voted for Benjamin to win the Finnish Strictly late last year turn out here too.

 

[ButterTart]

Robin’s song is a disappointment. It sounds like a chart song but isn’t competitive in the slightest.

 

[Kaleen]

 

[Kaleen]

It’s nice enough if a bit dull and would be jury fodder but I think it would struggle to even get that chance.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Yeah that's comfortably the least interesting so far. Not terrible though.

 

[Kaleen]

Keira is my favourite so far to the surprise of nobody. And looking at the rest of the line up that is unlikely to change.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Benjamin's favourite Eurovision song in recent years is MATA HARI

The taste jumped OUT.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What a FILTHY TWINK!

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Clearly trying to lure @Kratz into his GREEN HOUSE.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Clearly trying to lure @Kratz into his GREEN HOUSE.

UNDERCOVER!
I am a dangerous LOVER!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

UNDERCOVER!
I am a dangerous LOVER!

Do NOT drink the poisonous water (it has plant food in )

 

[Apo-KANT!]

It's giving ... @ButterTart favourite. It slaps pretty hard.



This one is an EASY Top 10 in Liverpool. Top 5 with the public. Poor Benjamin.

 

[Pingu]

Yes I immediately thought @ButterTart fave too.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

It's giving ... @ButterTart favourite. It slaps pretty hard.



This one is an EASY Top 10 in Liverpool. Top 5 with the public. Poor Benjamin.

Yeah, reckon that's probably winning. Easy qualifier and probable top 10 in Liverpool too.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Yeah, reckon that's probably winning.

And I wouldn't even be mad. Outrageously effective and it will tear Europe a new one.

 

[ButterTart]

HOLY
SHITTING
BALLS

 

[ButterTart]

Just give me this and Queen of Kings and I'll never ask for anything else from this gay flotilla for the rest of my days.

 

[KNT]

Okay, I hated it five seconds in, but this does indeed slap. I like when it basically just becomes an entirely different song halfway through.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I'm not a betting person but an each way bet on Finland is so tempting. That's how much this will stand out.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

The Robin song really is such a DAMP SQUIB.

I can't believe it's only January and I'm already invested in an NF that won't take place for another 5 weeks. HELP.

 

[OutSynk]

I prefer the first half of the song but this is the best so far.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I THINK I prefer it to Benjamin actually

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The Robin song really is such a DAMP SQUIB.

I can't believe it's only January and I'm already invested in an NF that won't take place for another 5 weeks. HELP.

Finland already strong contenders for best mid-tier national final of the year.

 

[Jacques]

I'm team second half, but the entire thing is extremely catchy.

Can't even root for twink fave Robin at this stage, he's just not brought it enough. It's got to be Benjamin or Cha Cha Cha.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Ok I turned up ready to hate it but it’s pretty incredible and part two is giving 100 gecs.

I’d love our little cum dump to steal it but there’s no way Finland isn’t sending this.

 

[ADONK5]

Screw all you fickle traitors, I'm still team #HoidaMut.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

It's giving ... @ButterTart favourite. It slaps pretty hard.



This one is an EASY Top 10 in Liverpool. Top 5 with the public. Poor Benjamin.

It's VERY good, they'll definitely send it, but for me, it's lacking the IMPENDING THREAT OF SPERM.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

It's giving ... @ButterTart favourite. It slaps pretty hard.



This one is an EASY Top 10 in Liverpool. Top 5 with the public. Poor Benjamin.

Omg I am lying on the floor

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

How am I supposed to work now that this song has orbited into my life, 5 consecutive plays and counting

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

It's giving ... @ButterTart favourite. It slaps pretty hard.



This one is an EASY Top 10 in Liverpool. Top 5 with the public. Poor Benjamin.

...how do I get back my life savings I bet on Queen of Kings winning Eurovision?

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Cha. Cha.
CHA CHA CHA!



I do love our Benji and his DIRTY SEEDS but Käärijä would go OFF in Liverpool. What's Sophie's choice in Finnish?

 

[Kaleen]

You’re all going to lose it when Robin is eventually selected.