Eurovision Hot 100 RESULTS - Countdown 50-1 (COMPLETED)

[ButterTart]

DESTROY MY HOLE SIR

Are you still on Helena?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Coming out is so NINETIES!!!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

9 Sertab Erener - Everyway That I Can - (Turkey) 2003 288pts

 

[COB]

Poor Sertab too low!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

POOR SERTAB!!!

 

[RJN]

Please someone go back in time and make him burn the shirt. Nothing wrong with a nice t-shirt that doesn't clearly smell.

I think you're missing that the smell might be part of the appeal for some

 

[Raining on Me]

Soldi deserves its place. Yes hot, yes fuck him on the ceiling etc, but the song and performance!!

Hate that shirt though

 

[Cerro de Casa]

9 Sertab Erener - Everyway That I Can - (Turkey) 2003 288pts

TOP TEN IS ACCEPTABLE BUT STILL.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What a DOG EARED GODDESS!!!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Poor Sertab only NINTH in a gay countdown. WHAT WILL she fall back on now?

 

[Alla]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Sertab Still mad she robbed Jemini tho

 

[TiShh]

HE SHOULD HAVE WON. UGH!!!! Fuck you straighties that voted for that horrible Coldplay-lite shite.

Our King.

MAHMOOD. ​

Suedey, you are on (yeah, yeah) fire tonight

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Sertab was OUT the TOP 20 until RIGHT at the end!

 

[ButterTart]

I think you're missing that the smell might be part of the appeal for some

oh god jesus i forgot that was a thing

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Does he need to officially come out? I kind of admire that he hasn't and just has his grindr nudes out there!

Sorry no, obviously it's entirely his choice. It just makes me a little sad that he hasn't, and that he's said some WEIRD THINGS about homosexuality in the Italian press too.

 

[TiShh]

Ninth?


POOR SERTAB!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK guys I'm dying right now honestly

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I've become reobsessed with this now that we have the S.hit version too, which genuinely has AMAZING production.





Can we add it to the rooftop sync listen later actually?

 

[Alla]

Gina G and Loreen must be up there, no idea about the rest.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sertab was OUT the TOP 20 until RIGHT at the end!

I GAVE THE QUEEN MY TWENTY-FIVE POINTS

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

OK guys I'm dying right now honestly

We could tell darling

 

[RJN]

Sorry no, obviously it's entirely his choice. It just makes me a little sad that he hasn't, and that he's said some WEIRD THINGS about homosexuality in the Italian press too.

Who hasn't said some weird things about homosexuality before coming out

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Poor Sertab just 2 points short of a 10 average score!!!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

What's coming up gays?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

EVERY WAY THAT I CAN!!!!!!!!!
I"LL DIE!!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Quite coincidental that her placing is exactly a tenth of her age when she performed this.

 

[COB]

I've become reobsessed with this now that we have the S.hit version too, which genuinely has AMAZING production.





Can we add it to the rooftop sync listen later actually?

Her artpop (Hitler cosplay) could mean anything!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Loved Mahmood’s shirt you basic fucks.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

POOR SERTAB!

Rachel Stevens and her ribbons fucking WISHES she had an iota of her POWER!

 

[TiShh]

Sorry no, obviously it's entirely his choice. It just makes me a little sad that he hasn't, and that he's said some WEIRD THINGS about homosexuality in the Italian press too.

Oh I didn't realise that. I guess Italy is a bit sickeningly Catholic so that's sad if that's why

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Just let GO and LET ME LOVE YOU!!

 

[ButterTart]

What's coming up gays?

Loreen
MaNGa
CatCat

 

[dzjermlaw]

Gina G and Loreen must be up there, no idea about the rest.

I think I know what all but one of the remaining songs are likely to be. I'll keep it to myself so as not to spoil the surprise.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

We're gonna hit 1k!

THRILLED!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Loved Mahmood’s shirt you basic fucks.

It was too high fashion for those basic gay fucks who wanted an early '00s era tight top with HEAVAGE!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

Sertab won my semi (I think!)

Fuck it it's just...TURKISH POP PERFECTION

Even the "you make me wanna HUH HUH" bits

 

[AGinAg (38)]

8 Dami In - The Sound of Silence - (Australia) 2016 290pts

 

[TiShh]

(sound of) SILENCE PLEASE! This is my 25

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

DAMI fully deserves this slot!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

We're gonna hit 1k!

THRILLED!

NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT CAN STOP ME NO SIRRRRR!!!!!