Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[ZjermGiraffe]

Eric Saade’s performance the only one not uploaded to the official Eurovision instagram

How disgracefully petty

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's very nice.

 

[funky]

Her vocals are so good

 

[TiShh]

STATEMENTS

 

[Alla]

LAST YEAR WAS SO MUCH BETTER!

Can't remember right now, but probably.

 

[ButterTart]

This isn’t as hateful as the majority of their songs, which is not to say it isn’t, under any normal circumstances, entirely hateful.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

STATEMENTS

Are you besmirching the good name of MOTHER!?

 

[Alla]

Well she can definitely sing, one of the best vocals of the night, i'll give her that.

 

[RS]

Very beautiful

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The minimal staging works so well after all the VISUAL NOISE we’ve had tonight.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s no Telemovies but then what is

Several panicked chickens furiously trying to escape a pan cupboard

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Portugal MUST qualify.

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Omg just went back and watched Bambi.

It is startlingly amazing

 

[Ig Komme]

Lara Fabian!!!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Portugal MUST qualify.

TSB

 

[Alla]

Lara Fabian!!!

 

[RS]

France Gall

 

[Marina Salty]

Hope she manages to sing it today.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Could they not find a more recent Luxembourg song than 1988 for the postcards?

 

[funky]

Portugal MUST qualify.

Was it good live?

 

[Ellie]

Could they not find a more recent Luxembourg song than 1988 for the postcards?

I mean 1993 was the latest one!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

The dancers. I need a quiet moment of reflection

 

[RS]

Was that the grindr sound?

 

[dzjermlaw]

I mean 1993 was the latest one!

YES, I KNOW.

 

[ButterTart]

I just wish Luxembourg had come back with a song that isn’t shit.

 

[Ellie]

31 years away and they enter THIS?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

31 years away and they enter THIS?

Yes it’s GREAT

 

[dzjermlaw]

Is the backing track cutting out randomly or is it meant to do that?

 

[RS]

Why did you assume I’d hate this? It sounds lovely

Very 2001

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Those tigers are VILE

 

[ADONK5]

Unexpected tiger in the bagging area

 

[ButterTart]

She’s giving

 

[lolly]

God this is bland

 

[RS]

 

[Finnland]

Awful styling and staging, but I remain a Luxembourg/Fighter fan and hope it qualifies

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Wow this is basic.
Bring back Monaco insteas

 

[Marina Salty]

Hope this qualifies

 

[Alla]

Luxembourg wasn't fantastic but I don't get all the hate for this entry I've been reading these days. Bland but ok.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Is the backing track cutting out randomly or is it meant to do that?

Seemed like that

 

[dzjermlaw]

Unexpected tiger in the bagging area

In many ways, all tigers are unexpected.