Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[dzjermlaw]

Fucking, JESUS.

 

[KNT]

Well its over

 

[Bypass]

Well thats it surely!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I think we'll end up top 5 so I'm happy with that

 

[Bypass]

No surprised at all.

 

[Rita]

I have just fell back to Earth with a bang.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Put the leaderboard on the screen. Cunts.

 

[win_the_game]

Well that's an anti-climatic end.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Yeah, game over

Annoyed that I actually allowed myself to believe...

 

[straightorbroken]

The booze n' botox face next to sam

 

[Rita]

Of course it’s FABULOUS now no matter what but I did get a bit carried away with it all.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh well. It's been good anyway.

 

[dzjermlaw]

I think we’re dead unless Sweden have nothing.

 

[straightorbroken]

Holy crap at 400 points not being enough.


(I've no idea what the historical victory tallys are)

 

[Rita]

We need 350 points to win?

 

[Ellie]

They really don’t build tension with this incessant STALLING

 

[SDF]

That tongue

 

[BoysForSeles]

Whatever this is reassuring for UK if we get it right

 

[straightorbroken]

Nail biting. Press-ons flying all over the place.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Guys we're still top 5 whatever happens.

 

[lolly]

Straights, is this like a penalty shoot out?

 

[straightorbroken]

I want that Ukranian monk inside me now.

 

[dzjermlaw]

 

[Nancy]

SECOND!!!!!!!!! OVER THE MOON!!!!!

 

[SDF]

Second!!! Sam should be so so so proud

 

[dzjermlaw]

Fuck Vladimir Putin. Fuck him in the ass. Sideways. With a pineapple.

 

[lolly]

AMAZING

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh well. Lovely for UK and Ukraine is still an emotional victory of a different kind.

 

[Ellie]

I genuinely thought since Ukraine had a SHIT song, the predictions were just based on hype.

 

[straightorbroken]

Are they playing Boyzone's Different Beat?

 

[KNT]

Enjoy the win Ukraine, I hope it makes you very happy.

 

[Bypass]

Guys I don't give a FUCK! 183 points from the public!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!

We've had our common linnets moment!

I'm pissed and I love you all!

 

[Rita]

Sam knew he was done for! Any other year it was ours I would have thought although it is fantastic for them with everything going on that Europe United for them.

 

[Beverley]

How many televotes did we get ? 183?

 

[straightorbroken]

Ukraine song was passable, but it wasn't a top 10 troubling entry outside of what's going on now.

 

[Rita]

How many televotes did we get ? 183?

yes.

 

[COB]

Oh my goooooddddd

 

[BoysForSeles]

Nice solidarity with Ukraine and happy for the UK Eurovision fans, there’s a place if they can get the dynamic right.

 

[Beverley]

Also, hi @Pingu.

 

[RS]

Jesus that was nerve wrecking. Surprised the public vote was bigger for Ukraine than the jury was.