Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Nancy]

I can barely type. This is beyond our wildest expectations!

 

[dzjermlaw]

I hope the UK have the guy who Kala made cry give our votes.

That doesn’t really narrow things down.

 

[lolly]

OMG R SAM

 

[Beverley]

Let’s not count our chickens yet.

 

[Rita]

I can barely type. This is beyond our wildest expectations!

If your hands are getting wary use your toes.

 

[Beverley]

We think we need a good cushion ahead of Ukraine before the televote

 

[dzjermlaw]

Let’s not count our chickens yet.

We’ve got loads of fucking chickens.

 

[funky]

Mika is the worst TV host I’ve ever seen

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Azerbaijan coming up the rear (and yes he was the 2nd sexiest of the night @Alias #23 and sorry again @Soldi )

 

[dzjermlaw]

12 points from France. That’s worth a 20000th post. Send me lots of likes.

 

[ButterTart]

We’re on a 30 second delay here so I’m not posting much because I don’t want to see accidental spoilers. Sorry lads!

 

[Ellie]

THANK YOU FRANCE!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

FORMIDABLE!

 

[Nancy]

I FUCKING LOVE FRANCE!!!!!!

 

[Rita]

@Dark Carnival GIVE ME A SMOOCH

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Armenia

 

[Star]

R SAM

 

[lolly]

@Dark Carnival GIVE ME A SMOOCH

Did you see his scores?

 

[straightorbroken]

Like a young Marc Almond.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Armenia queen referencing Who's that Girl Tour . I see you

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hmm.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

France AND Germany with 12 for the UK.

@Dark Carnival and I worked hard for this.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Suddenly team Azerbaijan.

 

[straightorbroken]

Bored of Spanish cry gay. He needs some new ways to steal focus.

 

[straightorbroken]

Florence and the Montenegro

 

[dzjermlaw]

MR OSTERDAHL.

 

[straightorbroken]

Very surprised by Serbia sinking. Surely they'll usurp with the televotes.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Martin 'The Boss' filling us all in @lolly @straightorbroken

 

[Bypass]

All these tele connection fuckups!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

OVER 200

 

[straightorbroken]

Please shout gobshites.

 

[Diddy]

So pleased Spain have already blasted triple figures and could well break their points record just on jury votes!

 

[Rita]

LINDA!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Does she know she's live?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Only 8 from Ireland? The DUP have it right.

 

[straightorbroken]

Martin 'The Boss' filling us all in @lolly @straightorbroken

I'll happily take sloppy 3rds!

 

[Ellie]

Linda Martin looking a bit confused

 

[Bypass]

Linda Martin is twatted!

 

[dzjermlaw]

Linda Martin is twatted!

When isn’t she?

 

[Diddy]

Oh wait Spain’a PB was 125 before?!

UK about to break theirs too