Cyprus 2025: Theo Evan - Shh

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I declare this to be the entry this year that most communes the SPIRIT OF THE DARKROOM.

If you KNOW my NAME then KEEP IT A SECRET!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Girls, I simply can't hold it in any longer! THEO EVAN - SHH is GOING TO WIN THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I would say you've taken leave of your senses, but its not as if you had any in the first place!

 

[VoR]

I do have this down as one of the most underestimated entries of the year so far. Cyprus know what they're doing, there's clearly some money behind this, and with that running order draw I really don't see a world where he doesn't make the finals quite comfortably.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why am I coming around to this overblown faggy nonsense?

HUSH! HUSH!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Also

 

[Joseph]

I have it at 5 points

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Also

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I told our @Penelope the other day that he is the snack of the season and I stand by that.

Huuuush
Huuuuuush
Huuuuuuuuuush

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

In the ground, in the sky, in the afterlife!
In the dark, in the light, in the sweet divine!

 

[TiShh]

I'm starting to think this might WIN the semi and do very well overall. The staging seems like it's going to be memorable, he's very easy on the eye and seems like he can sing. It's become easily my favourite of the twink entries this year

 

[Devil]

This could finish anywhere from 7th to 25th and that’s exciting

 

[Devil]

Actually after a rewatch let’s upgrade that to third to 25th

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It’s a really awful song but he sure is appealing

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Cyprus really are at the peak of their powers when they send an ABSOLUTE WHORE as a contestant!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Omg, I can’t believe you faggots! You’ve slept on this the entire pre-season and now…

Why am I coming around to this overblown faggy nonsense?

HUSH! HUSH!

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I'm starting to think this might WIN the semi and do very well overall. The staging seems like it's going to be memorable, he's very easy on the eye and seems like he can sing. It's become easily my favourite of the twink entries this year

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I honestly think it’s NOT going to qualify

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I liked it before I knew he was hot!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

When we get the HUSH/BALLER split screen!

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Cyprus really are at the peak of their powers when they send an ABSOLUTE WHORE as a contestant!

Here’s hoping Theo invokes the SATANIC POWERS of Elena.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Winning the semi over SWEDEN?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I honestly think it’s NOT going to qualify

It’s Cyprus and he’s cute so this should be utter catnip for me but…it’s terrible!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

HUSH! HUSH! HUSH!

HUSH!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s Cyprus and he’s cute so this should be utter catnip for me but…it’s terrible!

You need to COMMUNE with the SPIRIT OF THE DARKROOM!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

You need to COMMUNE with the SPIRIT OF THE DARKROOM!

I’m still possessed by LITTLE SUSAN!

 

[TiShh]

Winning the semi over SWEDEN?

He's UPSIDE down in a nice top, and what have Sweden got, a big sausage? Bitch PLEASE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Would we rather have one night with THEO or have to shag all three of KAJ in order to get to the filthy one in the glasses?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

You can have KAJ all to yourself

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I don’t want any KAJ at all!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I feel like I’d let the tall one have a go.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh you just know this one’s an absolute PERVERT!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Faggots, focus!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I don’t want any KAJ at all!

Oh I love that we have the same taste.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Hands off you nasty slut!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oh I love that we have the same taste.

I would love to agree but that’s simply the taste of any sane person outside of this unhinged circle.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Hands off you nasty slut!

Oh now this makes me want to sleep with all of them and then tell you about it, simple out of spite.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh now this makes me want to sleep with all of them and then tell you about it, simple out of spite.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

my favourite of the twink entries this year

Theo is not a twink can we please be SERIOUS?