Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Soldi Elektronike]

Hope he falls over a plant pot

 

[COB]

Oh here he is, damn. Still, THINK ON.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What sort of cleaning product do you use for mopping floors? Or just water?

Lemon floor gel.

 

[Beverley]

SHE'S HERE

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Ewwwww

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He's shitting it.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

He’s so DIFFICULT to look at!

 

[cwej]

Is his shirt not even tucked in properly?!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What’s the HONKING.

 

[Ellie]

What is that horrendous violin sound?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Nice soundtrack.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Some of you could spend this spare time thinking about which song to enter into Moopyvision Karaoke

“I‘m Gonna Be (260 miles)”

 

[COB]

What's that noise?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

What’s the HONKING.

@The Sexual Goose

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What is that horrendous violin sound?

Is it the demon trying to escape his anus?

 

[cwej]

What is that horrendous violin sound?

His DEATH KNELL

 

[Zu]

Call me a traditionalist but wear a FUCKING SUIT!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I can’t at this sound

 

[COB]

I thought his wife had family in London?

 

[Madison]

He should not have returned to work after the vomitting.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Call me a traditionalist but wear a FUCKING SUIT!

There all still in Durham

 

[Ellie]

I’m BORED now

 

[Zu]

Oh God I’ve already stopped listening to this dreary shit

And the VIOLIN!

 

[Madison]

That's a lie about what the regulations say.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is the camera going to zoom out to reveal he's reading a story to small children?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh God I’ve already stopped listening to this dreary shit

And the VIOLIN!

It's car horns.

 

[ButterTart]

Boris Johnson operating a belt sander, completely forgetting his best mate is outside telling a meandering story to the press.

 

[cwej]

Call me a traditionalist but wear a FUCKING SUIT!

HE'S A MAN OF THE PEOPLE ZU.

 

[COB]

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

“There were also people outside my house”

Yes the POLICE you law-breaking KNOBHEAD

 

[Zu]

I can’t at this sound

Oh it’s really setting me off

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh God I’ve already stopped listening to this dreary shit

And the VIOLIN!

It's the ghost of Jade Ewan's Eurovision highlight.

 

[Ellie]

Oh God I’ve already stopped listening to this dreary shit

And the VIOLIN!

That noise has to be a planned distraction.

Honestly don’t believe a word of this.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Boris Johnson operating a belt sander, completely forgetting his best mate is outside telling a meandering story to the press.

 

[cwej]

This is not what I expected this conference to be.

I did not expect Jackanory.

 

[PercyPig]

Are we gonna get something new here?

 

[Zu]

All I can hear is the NOISE!

 

[ButterTart]

None of this in any way exonerates or excuses what he did.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Boris Johnson operating a belt sander, completely forgetting his best mate is outside telling a meandering story to the press.

I thought it was a lie detector going crazy.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

So he NEVER HAD COVID?