Coronavirus Lite

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Vocal coach working remotely now can record his terrible students

But... that girl video is from years ago...

 

[ButterTart]

But... that girl video is from years ago...

I thought that was the point of the joke?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I thought that was the point of the joke?

Obviously! I thought Ellie thought it's an actual vocal coach...

 

[Ellie]

Oops!

 

[Ellie]

Now this is brilliant

 

[Kate]

omg yes

 

[Shirley]

https://twitter.com/whittysociety?lang=en

 

[ADONK5]

 

[wendy the Go_At]

 

[Shirley]

 

[Pingu]

Cunk on Corono virus:



I don’t know if anybody has watched the full length Charlie Brooker episode on the virus that this was taken from, but it is well worth a watch. I almost wept with gratitude, it was brilliantly handled.

 

[Kate]

Oh I loved it. Amazing cameos from Konnie too.

 

[octophone]

I thought Brooker knocked it out of the park, as they say. It would be an ideal time to do some more ScreenWipe as the format has proved evergreen.

 

[Kate]

 

[Kate]

I've had to watch that several times just to watch all the reactions "OH HEEELL NO"

And Chris getting someone over to have a look

 

[Phoenix]

 

[COB]

Holy shit!

 

[Phoenix]

Don’t throw god’s beautiful breathing system out the door @COB

 

[Kate]

Oh god why can't we have a virus that kills stupid

 

[Diddy]

that first one
She’s like Gretchen Wieners channeling drunk Derrick Barry

 

[Phoenix]

that first one
She’s like Gretchen Wieners channeling drunk Derrick Barry

Here’s her full set

 

[Diddy]

And the people ... WE the people *points behind at almost nobody apart from a man wearing a mask*

 

[Diddy]

You should all be in a psych ward RIGHT THE HECK NOW

None of you know what the HELL you're talking about


How come all the people I’ve met who use HECK and FREAKING etc to avoid curse words seem to be more hateful than other people?

 

[TiShh]

 

[Ellie]

I know this comedian has done loads of these, but this one was particularly brilliant

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I have become a big fan of his tweets in general.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

I have become a big fan of his tweets in general.

Oh he’s hilarious ! Apparently he used to post in a forum called cool clarity ? I don’t know why he was never poached by moopy

 

[Diddy]

Oh he’s hilarious ! Apparently he used to post in a forum called cool clarity ? I don’t know why he was never poached by moopy

omg
They were CFR’s arch-rivals at one point I think?

 

[Diddy]

That’s a fun feed

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[ButterTart]

I've been beside myself with the fear of Cronova.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I've been beside myself with the fear of Cronova.

Just out here in the fields, fighting Cronova

 

[ButterTart]

Just out here in the fields, fighting Cronova

 

[Ellie]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Another from my new favourite twitter poster.

 

[Nancy]

WHICH CELEBRITIES DO YOU PREDICT WILL DIE FROM CORONAVIRUS THIS WINTER?

 

[Nancy]

OMG, WE SHOULD MAKE IT INTO A GAME!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

There already is a DEATHPOOL love

 

[Nancy]

There already is a DEATHPOOL love

Or we could have the Coronavirus Predictor game:

5 pts - has Coronavirus
10 pts - admitted to hospital
20 pts - in intensive care
40 pts - DIES

 

[lolly]

Or we could have the Coronavirus Predictor game:

5 pts - has Coronavirus
10 pts - admitted to hospital
20 pts - in intensive care
40 pts - DIES

Do you accumulate points at each stage to get the full 75, or is it capped at 40 for the death?