ASFM: dmlawdifestivalen: Forgotten Hits - Bird Gala 19/04/2021 8pm

[ButterTart]

Alex looks NAUGHTY

I like his little leg bangle. He has his own style and to HELL with anyone else.

 

[dzjermlaw]

SONG 26 - Cool Crow

 

[RS]

We don’t want no birds in cages.

Free Alex!

 

[Rita]

My mums friend had to get rid of her African Grey as it didn’t like females. Any time she entered the room it tried to maul her, but was like BUTTER WOULDNT MELT with the hubby.

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

looking hot @Alex xox

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 26 - Cool Crow

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[jivafox]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

SONG 26 - Cool Crow

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Oh no not a photographer with a FAUXHAWK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's a stunner. I always wanted a parrot but my Mum convinced me I'd get a tropical disease off it and die.

OMG disease themed ASFM

 

[ButterTart]

Is the reflection in Cool Crow's glasses a clue? Who do we know who owns a phone?

 

[RJN]

OMG disease themed ASFM

have you guys heard of this new one called covid?

 

[dzjermlaw]

SONG 27 - Rufous-bellied Thrush

 

[dzjermlaw]

have you guys heard of this new one called covid?

Why in the world else would we be doing this?

 

[Rita]

What a strangely placed leg.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OMG disease themed ASFM

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS.

 

[Kate]

Looks a bit HAUGHTY.

 

[TiShh]

Is the reflection in Cool Crow's glasses a clue? Who do we know who owns a phone?

Looks a bit like a Moopy poster actually. I won't say which in case it gives away.

Oh alright, it's @Liz Truss

 

[ButterTart]

I want all of these birds as pets please.

 

[TiShh]

have you guys heard of this new one called covid?

Is that similar to the Chinese Virus I've heard so much about?

 

[dzjermlaw]

What a strangely placed leg.

You try clinging to such a steep branch with your feet.

 

[Kate]

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS.

aww I'd started making my priapism flag

 

[ButterTart]

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS.

I'd already planned to be Whooping Cough and submit Richard Cheese's cover of Down With the Sickness

 

[RS]

OMG disease themed ASFM

That might finally send us off the edge

 

[dzjermlaw]

SONG 28 - Northern Lapwing

 

[ButterTart]

You try clinging to such a steep branch with your feet.

I'm doing it as we speak.

 

[Rita]

I am quite scared of birds. Stars story of the pigeon coming in to the house and shitting all over the place gave me the FEAR. Of course I have had grown arsed men do the same in the past so POTATO POTATA.

 

[ButterTart]

SONG 28 - Northern Lapwing

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If he ever breaks up with Fay he'll regret getting that tattoo on his arse.

 

[RJN]

Thrush can be used for both the bird gala and the disease extravaganza

 

[Ig Komme]

I want all of these birds as pets please.

DIsappointed no-one has entered your avatar pic....so far

 

[ButterTart]

DIsappointed no-one has entered your avatar pic....so far

From the looks of her, plenty of people have entered my avatar pic.

 

[dzjermlaw]

SONG 29 - Sweet Dee

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

DIsappointed no-one has entered your avatar pic....so far

 

[RS]

How many more birds? I’m already longing for fruits, diseases and colours.

 

[Ig Komme]

From the looks of her, plenty of people have entered my avatar pic.

Come now, she's hardly @Lucille

 

[Kate]

What the everlasting fuck is that

 

[Rita]

 

[TiShh]

SONG 29 - Sweet Dee

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[dzjermlaw]

How many more birds? I’m already longing for fruits, diseases and colours.

12. Well, 12 more entries. How many are birds is really up to you guys.

 

[TiShh]

SONG 29 - Sweet Dee

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Seriously everything about this needs an explanation

 

[RJN]

I wanted Sweet Dee but someone took her first