Gimme your hot white cum
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I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas and then, baby, I’m through
a christmas cornucopia
Who is this old COW?!
Wracked with disbelief, Johnny runs outside and has a nervous breakdown.
Johnny's psychiatrist gives him troubling news: Generous, gift-giving Santa Claus is in fact his sexually abusive father.
Cut me a slice of Rose West’s cake
goop
Rula, you know what, fuck off.
The pantyliner in my underwear is exhausted.
You gotta ring it to ding it
u watching love island hun? X
Jesse, I won’t cut fresh flowers for you
Joggers
WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER
Jason was my son
watch your back, I’m gonna slit you from muff to tit
Shut your mouth and shut your fucking legs
You called me a wog bitch
Sorry girls my plane got delayed by the way did you hear Ken assaulted a woman?
They’re called breasts momma, and every woman has them
No wonder why you cheated on your wife
Fuck you Mandy Moore
Welcome back, SCUMBAG.
I’m not trying to empower you I’m trying to destroy you
I’M CLAUSTROPHOBIC DARREN
You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price
You should be at home looking after a baby, a little baby all by itself, instead of worrying about GOSSIP.
OC is really shit this season, isn't it? I only like the Armenian lady.
Also I hate Meghan so muc.
I said two things in that book are true - I changed my name and I was arrested. Pay attention puh-LEASE!
Joyce is a big fat pig
It's not my fucking plate you bitch!
Laura Palmer lives
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet
You wanna throw a bomb? I'm gonna throw a nuke
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
But her emails
Now I'm the doggone villain
Well, Lisa...I brought the bunny
My hand wrapped around, stroking up and down, but nothing can compare to the warmth of my mouth -
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