Spain 2025: Melody - Esa Diva

[C’est la VoR]

Loved that!

 

[win_the_game]

This is giving Sex and the City Theme (Unhinged Mix)

 

[Alla]

And now Melody, the more professional and the biggest name in this BF, she's very famous in the South of Spain and will probably win the televote. I expect a MORE IS MORE performance.

 

[Pingu]

That was like a Dutch approximation of a Spanish song of the sort that was massive on package holidays of the 70s. Loved it.

 

[Alla]

That was like a Dutch approximation of a Spanish song of the sort that was massive on package holidays of the 70s. Loved it.

I wouldn't call that a Spanish song at all, or at least from the last 60 years, I don't know.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

DIVA ALERT!

 

[Alla]

I expect a MORE IS MORE performance.

Spot on

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

STATEMENTS!

 

[Alla]

Did the mic fail or was my tv?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

H-H-H-HURRICANE

 

[Alla]

OMG that ending

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Did the mic fail or was my tv?

I assume it was a SPECIAL EFFECT

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[win_the_game]

The SCREAM!

 

[Marina Salty]

Is she giving birth?

 

[C’est la VoR]

TENS TENS TENS ACROSS THE BOARD

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The mid-song MENTY B!

 

[Alla]

The Palestine flag on screen!

 

[Pingu]

I wouldn't call that a Spanish song at all, or at least from the last 60 years, I don't know.

It was top drawer “tourist Spanish” for sure.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Honestly, if Spain send that utterly hideous LaChirpsa nonsense over that 3 minutes of HIGH DRAG, they deserve another year in the bottom 5.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

When Hartita de Llorar beats that.

 

[Marina Salty]

Deteresa to win

 

[Alla]

When Hartita de Llorar beats that.

Hartita de llorar is over, even those obsessed with her moved over after that HORROR.

 

[Alla]

The American with a gun with the American flag colours,is he for real?

 

[Alla]

Did Melody break the forum? it was gone for a moment.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I don't think I've seen such wild-eyed desperation in a Spanish Eurovision diva since the glory days of SORAYA!

*randomly forward-rolls out of shot*

 

[Alla]

I don't know what to vote.

 

[Alla]

Toilet break now.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

MELODY!

 

[Pingu]

Did the mic fail or was my tv?

I think they turned her mic off for the dance break a second or two too early.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

How do I vote. Need to give something to Melody and Besame (in addition to their UTIs)

 

[Pingu]

Probably should have gone for Deteresa or Celine as they need it more, but I just kind of got caught up in the excitement and did this instinctively…

 

[Alla]

How do I vote. Need to give something to Melody and Besame (in addition to their UTIs)

Melody will qualify no matter what. Same for J Kbello. I need to vote for someone else but not sure which one.

 

[Marina Salty]

Melody will qualify no matter what. Same for J Kbello. I need to vote for someone else but not sure which one.

Deteresa or Mel

 

[Alla]

Deteresa or Mel

Given than Melody doesn't need my vote tonight, we need to stop the men.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It simply must be MELODY

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SHALL WE?!

 

[Alla]

Sitting next to Celine is Alfred, you might remember that man with a mouth full of bees that sang with Amaia in Lisbon. He's the songwriter of the song.

 

[Alla]

Plot twist: Mawot, the bald one, is straight and has a son.