Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Even down to the dance break !!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

omg she SLAYED!

 

[jyxz]

Tight tuck indeed

 

[TiShh]

I hope Rim Tagi Dim and Bambie Thug are SCARED

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

She is absolutely qualifying!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

MOTHER MALTA!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

omg the English version is horrendous.

 

[jyxz]

A two-eyed Gabrielle

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Malta better qualify!

 

[lolly]

QUITE BIG TITS

 

[Music]

Malta was EVERYTHING

 

[Music]

And this is NOTHING

 

[Finnland]

LoooOOOoooooved LoooooOOOOOoooop! My first time properly paying attention to it.

 

[TiShh]

Ongina and the big hands look like shit after that Malta performance

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, the fuss about Olly’s vocals seems quite premature considering what we’ve heard since. Malta was decent otherwise.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Albania needs an urgent refresher course on her Greek mythology. Get Marina Satti in here stat.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

This is a 16th placer.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

That single glove needs to be binned

 

[win_the_game]

SING ALONG EUROPE!!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Everything I enjoyed about Albania, seems rather absent.

 

[dzjermlaw]

This is a 16th placer.

If she’s lucky.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh, a beat reveal!

 

[lolly]

This is tedious

 

[ButterTart]

Have Albania ever taken part and not performed second?

 

[RS]

I don’t mind this?

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t mind this?

Oh God it’s doomed

 

[win_the_game]

I was going to say the last 20 seconds with the DONK was the best bit, but she butchered every single note.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

PRAY FOR MARINA!

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

This gets better and better as it goes on

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The energy turned up too late.

 

[FetchFugly]

Albania started off sub-Sia and wasn't improved much when the tempo kicked in.

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[lolly]

Is she meant to be sounding like this?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[ButterTart]

This is my first time hearing this. From those first notes I also hope it’s the last.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Already hate the ‘pretending it’s a TikTok’ staging.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

I miss when Greece used to send ethno-bangers.

 

[lolly]

Well this is shit

 

[RS]

Loving