Poland 2023: Blanka - Solo

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's absolute rot and I love it

 

[funky]

How drunk were you?

I was in the Euroclub where Jemini were playing. How drunk do you think I was?

 

[Velvet sKANT]

It’ll be alright on the night

The way this turned out to be TRUE

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The way this turned out to be TRUE

Every hyperbolic statement I have made about Ms Blanka and Solo this season I stand by entirely.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s going to be a real MOMENT when she walks in a straight line tonight I feel.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I danced to this song last night and I enjoyed it.

She danced to everything ()

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Eighth on the televote? Me?

 

[win_the_game]

I have a feeling the diaspora across Europe had something to do with that.

Certainly the 8 points from the UK and Ireland.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Showed you what it is you're missing out

 

[Ig Komme]

Blanka with the televote competition

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

#7 on UK iTunes

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

BEJBA is coming for that CHART SMASH!

 

[funky]

Meanwhile BELGIUM at #6

This year’s funky discovery

 

[Christian]

Mr Belgium is going to be booked and busy at Pride and Eurovision events for the next 30 years. GOOD for HER.

 

[ButterTart]

So tonight I finally broached the subject of Blanka with my Polish workmate. He thinks Solo is shit and is genuinely astonished that anyone likes it. I plan to introduce him to the concept of @Kratz after a couple more drinks.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Report him to HR.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

So tonight I finally broached the subject of Blanka with my Polish workmate. He thinks Solo is shit and is genuinely astonished that anyone likes it. I plan to introduce him to the concept of @Kratz after a couple more drinks.

Well when he comes EIGHTH on the televote we’ll listen to what he has to say

 

[HalamaK]

Well when he comes EIGHTH on the televote we’ll listen to what he has to say

Was Blanka really that low in her national selection?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Was Blanka really that low in her national selection?

Despite the HATERZ she did actually come second in the Polish public vote

 

[HalamaK]

The Swedish ESC commentator said that her mother in law was in charge of the jury for the national selection. Is this true?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The Swedish ESC commentator said that her mother in law was in charge of the jury for the national selection. Is this true?

She’s not even married!

Fake News!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

NEW SINGLE IMMINENT

 

[HalamaK]

She’s not even married!

Fake News!

Aparently so

Swedish television has failed. They announced that Edyta Górniak and Blanka have more in common than Eurovision - 247 News Agency

Eurovision 2023 has provided viewers with a lot of emotions this year. The rivalry between Loreen from Sweden and the vocalist Käärijä from Finland was extremely even. Finally, for the second time in the history of the competition, the diamond microphone went to the author of "Tattoo". The 67th...

247newsagency.com

 

[HalamaK]

The mistake of the Swedes resulted from the fact that "during the Polish pre-selection, Edyta Górniak’s son sat next to Blanka and followed the course of the elimination", which also raised doubts in Poland. The Swedish commentator apparently interpreted the Polish artist’s relationship with Allan Krupa as romantic.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It’s COMING

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She said, you thought Solo was reductive trash, hold my TYSKIE!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Padam being deleted from playlists worldwide in anticipation

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It also appears to be sponsored by BIG CANDY

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Padam being deleted from playlists worldwide in anticipation

Blanka being the cure for the Padamic feels correct

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Apo-KANT!]

The most SUMPTUOUS and SCINTILLATING choreo in a Eurovision entry follow-up since HIGH HEELS.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Let’s all just SURRENDER to this NOW

 

[lolly]

Is she good at anything other than basic handography?

Her voice is utterly unpleasant.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

She was quite good in that Peppa Pig conga line

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Is she good at anything other than basic handography?

Her voice is utterly unpleasant.

I have just read this comment.

I'm bringing back the banning game.

These two sentences are unrelated. Honest.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Is she good at anything other than basic handography?

Her voice is utterly unpleasant.

She's gonna SHOW YA SHOW YA
Show ya what it is you're missing out

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s good at anal.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Blanka is at the RVT this FRIDAY​