Melodifestivalen 2023: Andra Chansen - Örnsköldsvik

[Soldi Elektronike]

They are really FLYING through the songs tonight!

I’m not surprised, the voting system sounds like it takes about an hour.

 

[ADONK5]

I like this one

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Did they just pick these two up from a local pub ?

 

[Kaleen]

Here's the song I think I'm expected to like but is actually a load of shit.

Yeah I would have FINGERED this as Butteresque

 

[Kaleen]

DEAD HEART

 

[Kaleen]

It's on fire now

 

[TiShh]

Literally the whole chorus is sung by other people. The little one is really not bringing the vox tonight and the big one is bringing... Mimed whistles?

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

It's on fire now

I bet it was the bit with the sunglasses that did it

 

[ButterTart]

The giant one still displaying almost negative levels of stagecraft. Why did they decide a duo still needed a Lisa Scott-Lee?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Best of the night

 

[FetchFugly]

It's on fire now

Died quickly though. SHAME

 

[Ig Komme]

Good Lord

 

[TiShh]

Seriously I've got Icelandic news on next to me and I'm more interested in that.

Okay they did a cheap trick and got the audience to stand and it worked kind of. They can have a

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Are the lyrics to this “funny” by any chance ?

 

[ButterTart]

Tepid.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

WHERE IS MY ARMPIT PLEASE?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Rude.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Swedish for cup of tea is CUPPA TE?

 

[ButterTart]

Are the lyrics to this “funny” by any chance ?

It's actually about the Aberfan disaster.

 

[Ig Komme]

Cut to Mariette who's not listening

 

[TiShh]

Are the lyrics to this “funny” by any chance ?

It's an ode to the victims of Potters Bar derailment

 

[Ig Komme]

Gay baby?

 

[TiShh]

It's actually about the Aberfan disaster.

Oh fine yours was better

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh fine yours was begyerb

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I suspect Mariette is stageside waiting to sabotage this next performance.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Already drunk to the point of simlish I see @Tisch

 

[TiShh]

This was FAT FINGERS and not wine related and don't let anyone tell you any different

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fine yours was begyerb

Face
Arms
Speech
Time to call 999

 

[Kaleen]

Melanie is REALLY nice, she was quite humbled when I met her in Tel Aviv and I knew who she was.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

I suspect Mariette is stageside waiting to sabotage this next performance.

She needs to borrow the comedy arms and steal the mic

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What is this fart of a ballad please?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Melanie is REALLY nice, she was quite humbled when I met her in Tel Aviv and I knew who she was.

Wait was she one of Michael Rice’s backing singers?

 

[ButterTart]

Melanie is REALLY nice, she was quite humbled when I met her in Tel Aviv and I knew who she was.

Dropping names tonight like Victor dropped notes. Keep 'em coming

 

[FetchFugly]

I bet Mariette got sick of her constant grinning.

 

[ADONK5]

Was it a messy breakup?

 

[ButterTart]

Wait was she one of Michael Rice’s backing singers?

It's inconceivable that any of them managed to find work ever again.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It's inconceivable that any of them managed to find work ever again.

To be fair to her, at least she’s been to Eurovision, unlike her ex.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

The GRINNING is a little offputting

 

[Kaleen]

Wait was she one of Michael Rice’s backing singers?

Yeah she was! Along with LINDA PRITCHARD who shouted DANNY when she saw me. Shame my name is David.

 

[Ig Komme]

It's not terrible but it's not quite THERE