Rihanna singles (+ fan faves) survivor: r1

[Jark]

IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN

included are all official singles plus fan faves. to choose said faves I went with everything that was not a single but has 150m+ streams on Spotify (up to 2 per album). collaborations were limited to proper duets or songs sung entirely by Rihanna.

I'll leave this open a few days. round 1 vote up to 15 songs to leave (compiling this list was a bitch)

 

[Pipo]

Come through AMERICAN OXYGEN

 

[RJN]

I voted for the 12 songs I don’t think I’d ever choose to listen to

 

[Pipo]

Get rid of Pour It Up please, I don't get why she loves that one so much and it's exactly the type of music I imagine she would love to come back with

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

For such an icon, there really is a tremendous amount of forgettable shite.

There really was a lot of throwing everything at the wall.

 

[RJN]

Pour It Up is one of the best songs here

 

[Devil]

I’m not all that familiar with everything post Talk That Talk, and a lot of it is gash, so most my votes fall in there.

 

[Pipo]

Hold on a second,where is Who's That Chick? and All Of The Lights?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Hold on a second,where is Who's That Chick? and All Of The Lights?

I love Who's That Chick

 

[TiShh]

Surprised FourFiveSeconds isn't on 100%. It's somehow yet both total shite and totally forgotten.

 

[TiShh]

Hold on a second,where is Who's That Chick? and All Of The Lights?

Yeah are we not doing feats? Love the Way You Lie () and If I Never See Your Face Again (bleurgh) are missing

 

[TiShh]

I love 90% of the Unapologetic album but that Future song can go. I hate anything with him on it, I just don't know why he thinks vocalising the way he does works with anything. There seemed to be a time around 2013/4 where he just couldn't help sully all our queens' albums with it.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

There are quite a lot here which I don’t even know - probably for a reason - but also a lot which are truly fucking amazing

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Surprised FourFiveSeconds isn't on 100%. It's somehow yet both total shite and totally forgotten.

Paul McCartney being on there makes it an instant BIN

Stock Aitken Waterman > Lennon and McCartney, after all

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

No you little shits are NOT getting rid of Can't Remember To Forget You and Lift Me Up in ROUND FUCKING ONE!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

No you little shits are NOT getting rid of Can't Remember To Forget You and Lift Me Up in ROUND FUCKING ONE!

Luckily I have a FRESHLY SHARPENED WHIP available for hire, which I will be using myself on anyone trying to get rid of Bitch Better Have My Money

MOO LA LA

 

[Pipo]

Yeah are we not doing feats? Love the Way You Lie () and If I Never See Your Face Again (bleurgh) are missing

Well To be fair, Jarkie did include Coldplay, Drake and even fucking Chris Brown so I don't see why Eminem and Guetta had to be left out.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Hold on a second,where is Who's That Chick? and All Of The Lights?

@Jark this really needs corrected. Who's That Chick especially.

 

[RJN]

Am I going to hell for liking that song with Chris Brown?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Am I going to hell for liking that song with Chris Brown?

Yes.

You can sit next to me though, since I'll be there for my love of Do What U Want

 

[RS]

Wasn’t Talk That Talk a sort of single too? I love it but I know everybody else hated it.


Edit: sorry, I see that it is there

 

[RS]

In fact, I think I’m only vaguely familiar with most songs that came after the Talk That Talk album (apart from the 2-3 big singles)… I think that was the time when she stopped releasing her new music on Spotify.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I'd forgotten ANTI had been a Tidal exclusive to begin with. Forgot to cancel my trial subscription three months in a row

 

[POP!]

All the boring ballads to go please:

Unfaithful (possibly the worst song ever)
We Ride
Hate That I Love You
Take a Bow
California King Bed
Right Now
Can't Remember to Forget You
FourFiveSeconds
American Oxygen
Desperado
Sledgehammer
Lift Me Up

 

[POP!]

Am I going to hell for liking that song with Chris Brown?

"Birthday Cake" remix is probably in my Riri Top 20

it's NOT even my BIRTHday

 

[Jark]

@Jark this really needs corrected. Who's That Chick especially.

oh I didn't see it on Wikipedia. I'll ass it for round 2

 

[Jark]

I love 90% of the Unapologetic album but that Future song can go. I hate anything with him on it, I just don't know why he thinks vocalising the way he does works with anything. There seemed to be a time around 2013/4 where he just couldn't help sully all our queens' albums with it.

that's one of her best songs! it's like a soft slide through some distant galaxy. very... sultry

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Am I going to hell for liking that song with Chris Brown?

Are we still allowed to pass her work with Hitler lover Kanye West?

 

[RJN]

Are we still allowed to pass her work with Hitler lover Kanye West?

If you want to. I don't think one listener makes a difference in this kind of thing

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Look at the 3 tasteless whores already trying to vote Cheers (Drink to That) out

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Jark]

ANY MORE TAKERS?

new round tonight.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

ANY MORE TAKERS?

new round tonight.

Go on then

 

[joanne]

Look at the 3 tasteless whores already trying to vote Cheers (Drink to That) out

four* tasteless whores.

 

[joanne]

Fire Bomb went diamond in my house.

 

[Jark]

Fire Bomb went diamond in my house.

and then your house blew up. queen of petroleum.

second round coming soon!

 

[Devil]