UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR NEW MINISTER FOR GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCIES.

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Is it a prerequisite for the Tory party that you have to have a slappable face?
 
Claudia Mortgage appointed Minister for Baking and Pastry Security (or BAPS)
 
Sir Randy Ladder appointed Minister for Shouting Loudly In the Commons (SLIC)
 
Lady Paula Collarbone appointed to the Committee for Undercutting the National Trust (or...oh never mind)
 
The oddly-familiar yet previously undocumented Steven Paxley-Lemmon appointed Minister For Telling Everyone To Just Fuck Off.
 
Sandy Biscuit appointed to the Tearsury. That's not a misprint, that a new department designed to collect the tears of Red Wall Tory MPs so that Johnson can drink them.
 
A carboard cut out of Winston Churchill has been appointed Leader of The House. It's expected that the cutout will take over the role as soon as it has been laminated as it will need to be wiped clean at least 7 times per PMQs.
 
Penelope Sniveller-Greenhouse has been appointed Minister for Fawning, Grovelling and Obsequiousness.
 
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