ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[TiShh]

We did warn you about the drinking.

Oh, shit, if this is falling apart, how shambolic is Tischvision going to turn out to be?

YOU WAIT!

Shitting myself tbh

 

[ButterTart]

We did warn you about the drinking.

Oh, shit, if this is falling apart, how shambolic is Tischvision going to turn out to be?

Or TsiSSscvioSn7n, as it will be known.

 

[Rita]

YOU WAIT!

Shitting myself tbh

ARE YOU NEXT? Why do I miss EVERYTHING?

 

[Beverley]

I WAS

You truly are my latest obsession

BYE VESPY

 

[RJN]

When I've given done so much edumacating around here FOR FREE!

I was going to say "Why buy the milk when the cow is free," but that has new meanings on here these days

 

[RS]

You truly are my latest obsession

BYE VESPY

Perv

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Can’t wait for Tisch to just cancel the results and list his top 10 flavours of crisps (INCORRECTLY!)

 

[dUbrodošli]

Me checking into the latest ASFM results thread where my entry is flopping

 

[TiShh]

ARE YOU NEXT? Why do I miss EVERYTHING?

Yep! Starting #soon!!

 

[Rita]

Yep! Starting #soon!!

OMG

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

-

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Me checking into the latest ASFM results thread where my entry is flopping

I GAVE YOU 20

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Was anyone else’s first thought when they woke up this morning @vespertine’s weird British accent he uses when speaking to his cat?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

ARE YOU NEXT? Why do I miss EVERYTHING?

 

[Kate]

FUCKSTICKS. I meant to do another 4 posters before that 4 and then the leaderboard was going to have Shadwell one point ahead. LET'S JUST SKIP IT and go back to the votes. SORRY!!

 

[Ig Komme]

She’s RUTHLESS

It’s almost as if @Dark Carnival would suddenly have no interest once he realised I was ninete-

Ninety?

 

[ButterTart]

You truly are my latest obsession

BYE VESPY

@vespertine legging it down to Snappy Snaps with a disposable camera full of nudes as we speak.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Yep! Starting #soon!!

As I learned from Mafia, I should warn you that Rita can get quite vicious when you promise things soon without giving an actual date.

 

[Beverley]

Was anyone else’s first thought when they woke up the morning @vespertine’s weird British accent he uses when speaking to his cat?

No, mine is his starfish

 

[Nancy]

Was anyone else’s first thought when they woke up the morning @vespertine’s weird British accent he uses when speaking to his cat?

What a DICK VAN DYKE

 

[OutSynk]

Oh, shit, if this is falling apart, how shambolic is Tischvision going to turn out to be?

Tisch will log out in the middle of it and go into hiding to the soundtrack of My Chemical Romance.

 

[Rita]

FUCKSTICKS. I meant to do another 4 posters before that 4 and then the leaderboard was going to have Shadwell one point ahead. LET'S JUST SKIP IT and got back to the votes. SORRY!!

Need a hand babe?

 

[TiShh]

Was anyone else’s first thought when they woke up the morning @vespertine’s weird British accent he uses when speaking to his cat?

No my first thought was "OH VESPERTINE'S DELETED A POST AGAIN"

 

[COB]

FUCKSTICKS. I meant to do another 4 posters before that 4 and then the leaderboard was going to have Shadwell one point ahead. LET'S JUST SKIP IT and got back to the votes. SORRY!!

:emoji_wine_glass:

 

[RS]

Was anyone else’s first thought when they woke up the morning @vespertine’s weird British accent he uses when speaking to his cat?

Where can I hear it?

Vespertina was born in Scotland (I’ve heard her say).

 

[Kate]

SO! Let's go to @jyxz (Sloane Square)

20 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
18 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
16 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
14 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
12 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
10 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
09 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
08 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
07 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
06 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
05 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
04 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
03 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
02 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
01 Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge

 

[Ig Komme]

FUCKSTICKS. I meant to do another 4 posters before that 4 and then the leaderboard was going to have Shadwell one point ahead. LET'S JUST SKIP IT and got back to the votes. SORRY!!

It isn't ASFM without a little spreadsheet mess up! :emoji_heart:

 

[Beverley]

@vespertine legging it down to Snappy Snaps with a disposable camera full of nudes as we speak.

She didn't even turn up to my book launch, tease that she is!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Kate whatever you do don’t leave the sofa to nip to the loo again

 

[RJN]

Vespertine has a Scottish mother

 

[Эулия]

You truly are my latest obsession

BYE VESPY

What a shockingly heartless harlot

@ZenGiraffe FTW

 

[Nancy]

Need a hand babe?

Are you going to help her SLAM THE CLAM?

 

[TiShh]

As I learned from Mafia, I should warn you that Rita can get quite vicious when you promise things soon without giving an actual date.

@Rita look out for a thread RIGHT AFTER THIS ONE

 

[Rita]

SO! Let's go to @jyxz (Sloane Square)

20 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
18 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
16 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
14 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
12 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
10 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
09 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
08 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
07 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
06 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
05 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
04 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
03 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
02 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
01 Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge

OH JIZZ. Back to Nancy’s brothel you go.

 

[jivafox]

Does anyone else have access to the results JUST IN CASE?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

@Rita look out for a thread RIGHT AFTER THIS ONE

Oh Tisch babes AS IF she’ll be able to see within the next half an hour

 

[Beverley]

What a shockingly heartless harlot

@ZenGiraffe FTW

YOU WANT NEW KAFTANS OR WOT?

 

[ButterTart]

SO! Let's go to @jyxz (Sloane Square)

20 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
18 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
16 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
14 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
12 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
10 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
09 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
08 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
07 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
06 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
05 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
04 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
03 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
02 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
01 Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge

What @jyxz lacks in vowels he makes up for in exceptional taste.

 

[Kate]

SHUT UP

 

[Rita]

Are you going to help her SLAM THE CLAM?

I was being PEDANTIC.

REMEMBER?