ASFM: The Second Choices Gala

[jyxz]

@jyxz this was your winner love!

Yet I went for camp. Again.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Ig Komme]

Oh phew. I thought that said Joss Stone for a moment, but it's only Joe Stone

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Jamelia cover

 

[ButterTart]

18. Joe Stone and (former ASFM alumni) Four of Diamonds - Superstar

Cover of Jamelia

I know this was @Pingu because he sent it me earlier today!

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

oh I've been salivating for a Four of Diamonds return after their stellar performance back when they were under @Rita management

 

[Rita]

What IS this? ASFM Results? I am SO CONFUSED.

 

[Nancy]

I CAN’T PICTURE PINGU AS ANYTHING ELSE THAN PLASTACINE

 

[Nancy]

What IS this? ASFM Results? I am SO CONFUSED.

YES. I WON

 

[Nancy]

What IS this? ASFM Results? I am SO CONFUSED.

HAVE YOU GUESSED MY SECRET YET?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

YES. I WON

THEN REVEAL YOUR SECRET

 

[ButterTart]

19. Penis Ceceton - Somebody Else's Guy

Cover of Jocelyn Brown

I remember thaat @Mugatu sent me this during his annual visit to Moopy.

 

[Rita]

HAVE YOU GUESSED MY SECRET YET?

Gunshot up the Nancy?

 

[TiShh]

Oh it's that Sissy Penis Stone again. Busy lady.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

HAVE YOU GUESSED MY SECRET YET?

YOU’RE GAY.

 

[ButterTart]

What IS this? ASFM Results? I am SO CONFUSED.

It's just a playlist of people's other song choices.

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

it's good but it's no Joselyn

 

[TiShh]

What IS this? ASFM Results? I am SO CONFUSED.

You won Rita! I hope you're happy, now get off my property.

 

[ButterTart]

Everything about this sounds like the mid 90s and I'm feeling very nostalgic.

*Discovers it was released in 2013*

 

[COB]

Penis Ceceton

I'll never not laugh at this.

 

[Rita]

It's just a playlist of people's other song choices.

Where is MY other song choice?

 

[Nancy]

YOU’RE GAY.

SECRET. NOT LEGS WIDE OPEN

 

[ButterTart]

Where is MY other song choice?

Have you sent me one?

 

[jyxz]

Did @Mugatu send the Nerina cover of ‘Finally’ too?

 

[ButterTart]

20. Finnebassen - If You Only Knew

Cover/sample of Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew

@funky sent me this earlier today.

 

[Nancy]

Did @Mugatu send the Nerina cover of ‘Finally’ too?

THAT WAS OLD FUNKY

 

[OutSynk]

Oh Finnebassen. This is somewhere on my Spotify.

 

[Rita]

Have you sent me one?

Did I HAVE TO?

 

[ButterTart]

Did @Mugatu send the Nerina cover of ‘Finally’ too?

That was Funky, who also sent the song we're on now.

 

[ButterTart]

Did I HAVE TO?

No! It was an optional extra.

 

[TiShh]

Did I HAVE TO?

You know when you said you WEREN'T going to drink down the park with your friend? Did you change your mind luv? (No judgement)

 

[Rita]

No! It was an optional extra.

Oh. I’ll get back in my box.

 

[jyxz]

20. Finnebassen - If You Only Knew

Cover/sample of Aaliyah - If Your Girl Only Knew

@funky sent me this earlier today.

This is DELICIOUS

 

[ButterTart]

Oh. I’ll get back in my box.

You might as well stay!

 

[ButterTart]

This is DELICIOUS

Good, innit? I spent weeks over the Summer trawling through dance songs for my master playlist, and STILL I never came across treats like this.

 

[Rita]

You know when you said you WEREN'T going to drink down the park with your friend? Did you change your mind luv? (No judgement)

No I DID NOT.

Just had a few merrydowns in one of the spare rooms.

 

[ButterTart]

21. Platon ft. Joolay - Missing

Cover of Every Thin Buttered Girl

This was @OutSynk yes?

 

[Ig Komme]

Fuck me this is brilliant

 

[TiShh]

No I DID NOT.

Just had a few merrydowns in one of the spare rooms.

This post is x 1000

 

[OutSynk]

21. Platon ft. Joolay - Missing

Cover of Every Thin Buttered Girl

This was @OutSynk yes?

Yes.