X Factor DEAD

Jane, Julia Bradbury and Kirsty Young, the Channel 5 titans would be unmissable. Kirsty would of course maintain her edgy image by leaning in front of the desk, which Jane would love because she could tuck into a pie in a tin in peace and Julia would be catching up on all the latest "Exclusive" showbiz news whilst ignoring texts from Fiona Philips asking her for affordable beauty products. Nadine Baggot is down to the final 2 for the Dermot role and Nadia Sawalha has already unfollowed her on instagram over it as the other person up for it is none other than Kaye Adams who has so far wore no make-up whatsoever to the auditions (they've only done Silverburn shopping centre so far, but still).
 

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