The GLAMOROS GALERY of SALLY THOMSETT (and ONLY Sally Thomsett thank you very much) (1 Viewer)

[Sally Thomsett]

It took WEEKS for that TEMPORARY FACE TATTOO to scrub off but as ‘CAPITOL PIKTURES’ paid handsomely for the HOT PUBLICITY, it helped me to afford my AVANT GARDE DO which I’m sure you’ll agree really was TOP NOTCH and HIGH FASHUN.

Mor pls.

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[Iguana]

I can't tell what's more dead, the animal that was used for the fur or old Sal's eyes

 

[Sally Thomsett]

HI PAULA

I’M ON THE TELLY hahahahaHAHAHA

 

[Эулия]

I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed by the GLAMROSNESS

 

[Kate]

Did you have a little fiddle with young TYGER, SAL? I can see by the body language that he is unable to resist your ALLURE

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

Here’s a picture of the glamorous Sally enjoying a drink, what’s the worst that could happen?!!

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Did you have a little fiddle with young TYGER, SAL? I can see by the body language that he is unable to resist your ALLURE

Oh DARLING, my PHEROMONES were particularly PUNGENT that day. PURRRRRRR

 

[Kate]

Half of these pics are blocked on my work computer so I can only IMAGINE the SEXINESS

 

[Soldi]

TUCK IN SAL

 

[Sally Thomsett]

NAMASTE

*taken just before a TIDDLY Judith Chalmers ran over and kicked my supporting leg out from under me.

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[jivafox]

 

[Kate]

Cracking buns luv

 

[jivafox]

Not ENTIRELY SURE on the authenticity of this one

Spoiler: NOF

 

[Kate]

Anyone for a tumble in the hay?

 

[COB]

Cracking buns luv

Was our Sal ever REAR OF THE YEAR? It seems her sort of thing

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Anyone for a tumble in the hay?

Oh that WAS a DELIGHTFUL SHOOT. I was posing as a SULTRY COMPOST COMPACTER and had no qualms with the stench at all, as I was on DAY FIVE of a particularly violent stretch of DYSENTERY. The seat of those hotpants was a SIGHT TO BEHOLD.

 

[COB]

Oh that WAS a DELIGHTFUL SHOOT. I was posing as a SULTRY COMPOST COMPACTER and had no qualms with the stench at all, as I was on DAY FIVE of a particularly violent stretch of DYSENTERY. The seat of those hotpants was a SIGHT TO BEHOLD.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Taken seconds before the TOTALLY UNFORSEEN AND UTTERLY FREAK ACCIDENT.

But BOY, what a GORJUS PANT SUIT eh girls?

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Not ENTIRELY SURE on the authenticity of this one

Spoiler: NOF

Definitely my NIPPLÉ, DARLING. As raw and angry as ever!

 

[Эулия]

NAMASTE

*taken just before a TIDDLY Judith Chalmers ran over and kicked my supporting leg out from under me.

Blessings etc.

Sal x

Not nice to say it but there’s a look of having just crawled out of a lav at BAHNHOF ZOO

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Not nice to say it but there’s a look of having just crawled out of a lav at BAHNHOF ZOO

Thank you for SAYING IT xxx

 

[Kate]

Oh dear Did you check down the back of the sofa?

 

[Sally Thomsett]

A RARE SNAP from my attempt to break Australia in the mid 90s.

Here I am mid-audition as Ailsa’s long lost LESBAIN LOVER at THE DINER on the set of HOM AND AWAY - what you can’t see is a crazed JUDY NUNN, topless and wielding a JUMBO SAUSAGE behind the camera desperately attempting to DERAIL MY HEARTFELT PERFORMANTS.

Very bitter lady that one.

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[Sally Thomsett]

ADDENDUM: she wanted PAM ST CLEMONS.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Here I am as a DELUXE RANGE of DINING PLACEMATS.

#1 “BIT GRISTLY” aka MAIN COURSE

#2 “YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CHOCOLATE DIDN’T YOU? hahahaHAHA” aka DESSERT

#3 “I BLAHDDY LARVE YOU DAHLINK” aka NIGHTCAP

SAL UP your SOIRÉE girls!

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[Sally Thomsett]

BREAKIG NEWS!

HOT NEW TV TALANT has written his very own ‘SHITE’S CREEK’ and DARLINGS, guess who’s the STAR?

https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2021/02/11/47822/ex-egghead_cj_de_mooi_writes_a_sitcom

I’m COCK-A-HOOP I really am! Can’t wait to excrete ALL THE HOT GOSS exclusively into your eyes direct from the Winnebago, and have already started BOMBARDING Paula’s inbox to keep her UP TO SPEED. Ooh she’ll be LIVID!

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[Lucille]

Oh darling I am a bit worried, £5000 to shoot the pilot episode? That is an AWFUL lot of money.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Oh thank FLIP my ARTISTIC ARCHIVE wasn’t lost for good. I was CRYING and SCREAMING, I really was.

Oh darling I am a bit worried, £5000 to shoot the pilot episode? That is an AWFUL lot of money.

DARLING I know - WHAT A BLOCKBUSTER! 80% of that is my EXTRAVAGANT WARDROBE BUDGET and EXTENSIVE HAIR N MACK UP REQUIREMENTS so it’s imperative BJ reaches the target! The rest of the crew have said they’ll happily work for DOG TREATS so...

 

[Sally Thomsett]

There I was trying to make love to the camera with my eyes and meanwhile Paula was doing something deliberately unsavoury to me with a VIENNESE FINGER.

 

[COB]

Sally would you ever follow Paula onto the cobbles of Coronation Street, or is soap opera seen as quite a vulgar way to earn a living in the Thomsett household?

 

[Lucille]

Sally I’m a heavy drinker, but also trying to put aside some money for a weekend in Bognor Regis this summer, what drinks would would recommend that are low in cost, high in alcohol, but also full of flavour and befitting a classy girl such as yourself?!?

 

[Sally Thomsett]

OH GOOD IT’S STILL HERE

 

[Эулия]

Sally I’m a heavy drinker, but also trying to put aside some money for a weekend in Bognor Regis this summer, what drinks would would recommend that are low in cost, high in alcohol, but also full of flavour and befitting a classy girl such as yourself?!?

SALLY is too busy attending to her TOILETTE to respond to her loungemates‘ banal questions but SPECIAL BREW

 

[Sally Thomsett]

In response to @Lucille, it’s DE RIGUEUR chez Sal to ask for my famed ‘MEATYHITO’ comprised of 4 parts Blue Nun, 2 parts paint stripper, and a good slug of BOVRIL. ABSOLUTELY DELISH DARLING.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Aren’t I GORJUS?

 

[Kate]

No-one can pull off a pedal bin bag like OUR SAL!

 

[Sally Thomsett]

No-one can pull off a pedal bin bag like OUR SAL!

Oh DARLING - I’ll PM you the pattern.

In that snap, you can see the young man was just about to pull an OLD KIPPER from the DERRIÈRE so...practikal AND fashun!

 

[Penelope]

SALLY THOMSETT?

 

[Sally Thomsett]