The Apprentice '23

[KNT]

They've found another job lot of cunts off LinkedIn and I for one can't wait to see them fail.

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

It's the same thing every year. Same annoying catch phrases, same Sugar soundbites, same Karren looking constipated.

I can't WAIT

 

[Kate]

Hate them all already

 

[funky]

Can you fix the thread title hun

 

[KNT]

Can you fix the thread title hun

Fixed.

 

[funky]

I’m sure they purposely pick people with the most smackable faces

And I feel like I know the first fella from somewhere

 

[lolly]

I've only seen one group photo so far, but thought it may be a good season, if there are enough early morning underpants opportunities.

 

[Star]

Hate them all already

Me too. Can't wait to watch

 

[COB]

That Scottish queen

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

That Scottish queen

 

[lolly]

 

[PercyPig]

I’d shag most of them

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

30 minutes

 

[Star]

Ready

 

[lolly]

They all seem FUCKING AWFUL

Hurrah!

 

[Star]

Glam?

 

[PercyPig]

Oh it’s not going to be 12 create something, get the maths wrong tasks is it :/

 

[ADONK5]

I hate them all. Why do I still watch this?!

 

[PercyPig]

My dissertation was presented better than that.

WIRE BOUND

 

[lolly]

Oh I didn't realise Claude was back

 

[Beverley]

Here to hate watch the shit out of this

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

UGH the VAR “joke”

 

[Beverley]

Mrs Bev: they all look the same as last time

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Is this one of the only shows like this that still splits the contestants by gender?

 

[Star]

Mrs Bev: they all look the same as last time

I was thinking they've literally got a new Akshay and Harpreet there!

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

They're all very young.

 

[PercyPig]

Karrenn looks FAB

 

[KNT]

Them all laughing at LORD Sugar's jokes is making me feel a little ill.

 

[lolly]

LordSirAlan is on top awful form

 

[Beverley]

Wow the puns are more tired than ever!

 

[Star]

Karrenn looks FAB

She does!

 

[ADONK5]

Is he now talking about their CVs instead of their rezoomays?

 

[PercyPig]

Start of the show: “economic uncertainty”

YOU’RE ALL GOING TO ANTIGUA

 

[ADONK5]

 

[Beverley]

Send Alan to the knackers yard, PLEASE!

 

[lolly]

On the beach in the same outfits?

 

[PercyPig]

On the beach in the same outfits?

Impressive business folk never stop!

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Does anyone want to be PM boys?

Yeah but million dollar question, will one of you do it?

OK, if no one else wants to I'll do it. By the way I run a safari tourism business lols.

 

[KNT]

The cast is very Love Island: The Misshapes

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Victoria oh do shut up