3rd: Donna & Joe - Love? (127pts)
Finer men than me (okay fine just
@Kratz) have spent veritable minutes of their lives puzzling over what exactly that question mark is supposed to mean, but my god, that really is only the BEGINNING of the utter STATE AND SPECTACLE we're meant to behold here!
Like a lavender relationship of a duet, I'm not sure this can be described as anything other than Ireland’s own Jemini moment. Recruited from talent contest
You’re A Star!, you can't half help but wonder exactly
who thought these two were stars - Donna you can just about understand, but JOE?
This starts hideously out of the gate, but I found myself watching SLACKJAWED and AGOG at it all as it somehow got even WORSE AND MORE LUDICROUS as it went on. The spinning! The tapdancing! The fucking KEY CHANGE! THE MOMENT IT GOES INTO EVEN MORE TAPDANCING! Obviously this was slaughtered in its crib by Donna & Joe themselves, but good god - it COMES TO SOMETHING when you've put together a package where you can say something as ridiculous as
Make My Day does EVERYTHING it does BUT BETTER! Truly one of the WORST/GREATEST Eurovision entries EVER!
1 x 12 (@Suomi)
2 x 0 (@Ill Advised, @Ag)