Favourite Taylor Swift Ex?

Please choose very important

  • Joe Jonas

  • Taylor Lautner

  • John Mayer

  • Jake Gyllenhaal

  • Connor Kennedy

  • HARRY STYLES

  • Calvin Harris

  • Tom Hiddleston

  • Nick Jonas


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Jake Gyllenhaal is hot but evil

Connor Kennedy is low-key really hot (his hair :disco:)

When I saw the Jonas Brothers this year, Joe was the hottest

Calvin Harris is gorgeous of course

Nick is hot but also didn't date Taylor (YET)
 
Jake Gyllenhaal. He's hot, and I don't blame him for not going to Taylor Swift's birthday party. It was probably boring.
 
Calvin Harris is the only other one I fancy but he doesn't have Jake's charms.

The Kennedy is alright. Not 'buying up real estate next door to him a month into dating' hot, but comes with the benefit of knowing you might be first lady one day, and you won't have to wait long for the inheritance.
 
The Kennedy straightened his hair, so he’s lost his main appeal for me. I voted evil Jake
 
in which planet is Harry considered beautiful, dear God.

I vote Nick cause I like him so much, Jake comes a close second; Tom Hiddleston is all sorts of awful.
 
Now, having listened to Dear John and read Jessica Simpson's WEIGHTY TOME, John Mayer truly IS evil.
 
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Its all a matter of perspective. If I knew any of them in real life, I'd be into them. But in this poll, theoretically, I'm more picky
 
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Oh Jake is so hot, in me now :horny:

But she’s bagged quite a few attractive ones :disco:
 

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