ASFM Heat 4 - LIVE from Rachey’s Fudge Emporium VOTING CLOSES THURSDAY @5pm

[Suomi]

We’ve been treated to some refreshing beverages at the BHS cafe, upset everyone at Enya’s Castle, danced on the dearly beloved Keri Hilson, and now our heats reach their exciting conclusion at Rachey’s Fudge Emporium.

Have you heard the winner yet?

Spoiler

(Red Dress)

Well, after tonight you can say YES I HAVE. Tonight’s heat features a genre of music not yet seen in this edition of ASFM, many bangers and possibly one of the most controversial entries ever!

Join me at 7pm along with these unproblematic ICO- and oh my god I’ve just noticed Jay Aston is there. Okay I give up.

SPOTIFY:



VOTING INFORMATION:

Please award

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To:

1. Miss Jay Aston – Sabaton - Defence of Moscow
2. Choriza May - Pixie Paris – Dumm
3. Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret
4. Tiffany Pollard - Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive
5. Bülent Ersoy – Hadise - Farkimiz Var
6. Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys)
7. JANFT - Shift K3Y ft. Tinashe - Love Line
8. Mr Naef – LoneLady - Fear Colours
9. Internet Safety Crocodile - Magdalena Bay – Chaeri
10. Toppy Carrot - The Saturdays - Greatest Hits Megamix

Please definitely PM me with your votes, and maybe Buttertart if you want.

 

[Suomi]

Buttertart sadly cannot join us for tonight’s live show. He has released this official statement:

Spoiler

I can’t be there for tonight’s live show

 

[Suomi]

 

[Tisch]

Iguana and I can also not make it sadly. The rumours that we've captured Butterly to be our sex slave after the sudden demise of SDF are completely unfounded and there will be no further questions at this time.

 

[COB]

I'll do my best to be here live, it's my last night in Turkey so we're having dinner BUT if I'm back in my room by 10pm local time I'll watch along (or catch up later, either way).

 

[Soldi]

I’m busy AGAIN

 

[COB]

I’m busy AGAIN

Those lifestyle apps will be the end of you

 

[Soldi]

Those lifestyle apps will be the end of you

Sadly with two jobs and an undergrad there’s not enough time to be a slut these days

You never know, I might find someone to suck off in the train loos.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I shall also be sending my apologies for tonight, and wish you every success in your contest.

 

[Alex]

Damn I'm going to miss out on all the free fudge samples.
Rachey is nothing if not generous

 

[Rita]

Can we have a big shout out to @Rachey for sponsoring our much coveted and loved song contest. WE LOVE YOU GIRL.

 

[Lucille]

My fudge pantry is SQUIRTING with excitement.

 

[ButterTart]

Yes, sadly I've been called away to do important humanitarian work tonight. I normally wouldn't miss it, but I'll be piloting a helicopter over Arizona tonight, dropping anvils on coyotes to protect the dwindling roadrunner population.

 

[ButterTart]

My fudge pantry is SQUIRTING with excitement.

!

 

[Kate]

Well I’ll be here, ALONE by the looks of it

 

[ButterTart]

Well I’ll be here, ALONE by the looks of it

I'll be swinging by to cast a sideways eye over the night's proceedings as soon as I'm free later.

 

[OutSynk]

possibly one of the most controversial entries ever!

 

[GinAg (39)]

possibly one of the most controversial entries ever!

How THRILLING!

 

[OutSynk]

How THRILLING!

Can’t wait to find out which Rihanna song was sent.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m already missing the thrill of chasing people for votes in this round.

 

[Lucille]

and possibly one of the most controversial entries ever!

After the yellow face, ableism and peadophillia..?



















EXCITING!

 

[ButterTart]

After the yellow face, ableism and peadophillia..?



















EXCITING!

Who was the paedo?

 

[Lucille]

There was a line in the Peaches song along the lines of “YOU MUST BE UNDERAGE?” then he FUCKS EM.

 

[ButterTart]

There was a line in the Peaches song along the lines of “YOU MUST BE UNDERAGE?” then he FUCKS EM.

Oh yeah! I thought that was just a joke because Peaches is 72.

 

[Kate]

Wiki tells me that Cazwell is gay so obviously a fan of an underage TWINK. Vile

 

[Kate]

Still less deserving of being locked up than Sarah Brand though.

 

[Lucille]

Wiki tells me that Cazwell is gay so obviously a fan of an underage TWINK. Vile

OBVIOUSLY !!!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I will be at an early birthday dinner soon but I’m counting on being able to be back home for this.

 

[Kate]

OBVIOUSLY !!!

OK, how did you even get in this club?
You're legal, right? You got ID?
Nah, I believe you... kind of
So, you wanna come over tonight?
Cos I can change my plans!

 

[Lucille]

It kind of reads like you think all gays are into underage boys

 

[dmlaw]

In fairness, presumably it's an American club, so they'd need to be 21 to get in. Kate probably just thinks that all of the gays are into 20 year old boys.

 

[Kate]

Well OBVIOUSLY (!!!) that is NOT WHAT I MEANT

 

[Kate]

Fine I'm cancelling myself

 

[Soldi]

Kate probably just thinks that all of the gays are into 20 year old boys.

I WISH!

 

[Lucille]

Fine I'm cancelling myself

We’ll all be cancelled by the end of the contest, good to get it out the way early.

 

[Lucille]

In honour of Buttertart I’ve gone out for an EARLY TEA and now I’m back home stocked up with SWEETS.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm going stick around for a third of it and then disappear for the middle and then return at the end. It's the ultimate butterfly tribute.

 

[RJN]

Because of my cancelled vacation I’m actually here for this now and I’ll be drinking actual tea

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have made it home earlier than expected and will now be able to deliver my vicious hate live rather than on delay

 

[Kate]

Oh shit that came around quick

I may have to take a phone call part way through about JOBS