ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[Kate]

Nearly three weeks after the dreaded day, we're finally going to find out who is Moopy's best ANTI-VALENTINE!

Who do YOU think will win? Here's the recap again of all our entries:



FINAL LEADERBOARD

1 Superstylin' (Foggy Bottom): Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio 305
2 Suomi (Shadwell): Margaret Berger - Samantha 253
3 Soldi (Kaeson): Suzane - L’insatisfait 241
4 Raining On Me (Cowcaddens): Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue 209
5 Diddy (Colosseo): Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth 207
6 David 5000 (World Trade Center): Julie Bergan - STFU 203
7 OutSynk (Chambers Street): Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare 195
8 funky (Sheung Wan): Mirrors - Into The Heart 175
9= Iguana (East India): Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song 173
9= ButterTart (Oldham Mumps): Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue 173
11 straightorbroken (Aspudden): Lambretta - Bimbo 154
12 Beverley (Arsenal): VV Brown - The Apple 140
13 Kate (Kuntsevskaya): Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel 138
14 Beryl (Finsbury Park): Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People 121
15= Tisch (Barking): Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush 114
15= RaspberrySwirl (Rathaus Neukölln): Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around 114
17 Rita (Cockfosters): Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart 113
18 dmlaw (Alewife): Stefy - Chelsea 112
19 ZenGiraffe (Nollendorfplatz): Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart 111
20 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid (Culdee Fell Summit): Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport 109
21 Ag (Swiss Cottage): Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva) 102
22 Rhythmbarbican (Szent Gellért Square): Madison Beer - Selfish 101
23 BoysForSeles (Trindade): Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No 98
24 Nancy (Holland Park): Ashwarya - PSYCHO HOLE 95
25 Phoenix (Náměstí Míru): Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge 94
26 Music (Catford): Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE 91
27 RJN (Angel): U.S. Girls - M.A.H. 88
28 dUb (Cyprus): Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone 83
29 ZZ (Victoria): Anna Vissi & Kaiti Garbi - Kalytera I Dio Mas 70
30= jyxz (Sloane Square): GRACEY - Don’t 55
30= Lucille (Kunst-Wet): Kali Uchis - Dead to Me 55
32 Ill Advised (Chueca): Sälen - Heartbreak Diet 51
33 Pingu (Rokin): JIYEON - Take A Hike 49
34 Indie (Leninsky Prospekt): The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead 42
35 COB (Kelvinbridge): Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model 39
36 jivafox (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch): Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer? (Elephant Mix) 36
37 Dance Witch Abortion (Parc de Montjuic): Anna Straker - Break Up Song 13
38 octophone (Canada Water): The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me -21
39 Penelope (Wapping): ELIO - CHARGER -46

 

[Kate]

And here's our Moopy train after having to carry these REPROBATES around the world twice.

dmlaw (Alewife): Stefy - Chelsea
OutSynk (Chambers Street): Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
David 5000 (World Trade Center): Julie Bergan - STFU
Superstylin' (Foggy Bottom): Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
Soldi (Kaeson): Suzane - L’insatisfait
funky (Sheung Wan): Mirrors - Into The Heart
Kate (Kuntsevskaya): Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
Indie (Leninsky Prospekt): The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
straightorbroken (Aspudden): Lambretta - Bimbo
ZenGiraffe (Nollendorfplatz): Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
RaspberrySwirl (Rathaus Neukölln): Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around
Phoenix (Náměstí Míru): Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
Rhythmbarbican (Szent Gellért Square): Madison Beer - Selfish
ZZ (Victoria): Anna Vissi & Kaiti Garbi - Kalytera I Dio Mas
Diddy (Colosseo): Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
Dance Witch Abortion (Parc de Montjuic): Anna Straker - Break Up Song
Ill Advised (Chueca): Sälen - Heartbreak Diet
BoysForSeles (Trindade): Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No
Lucille (Kunst-Wet): Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
Pingu (Rokin): JIYEON - Take A Hike
COB (Kelvinbridge): Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model
Raining On Me (Cowcaddens): Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid (Culdee Fell Summit): Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
ButterTart (Oldham Mumps): Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
jivafox (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch): Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer? (Elephant Mix)
Rita (Cockfosters): Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
Beryl (Finsbury Park): Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
Beverley (Arsenal): VV Brown - The Apple
RJN (Angel): U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
Ag (Swiss Cottage): Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva)
Nancy (Holland Park): Ashwarya - PSYCHO HOLE
jyxz (Sloane Square): GRACEY - Don’t
Music (Catford): Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
dUb (Cyprus): Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
octophone (Canada Water): The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
Penelope (Wapping): ELIO - CHARGER
Suomi (Shadwell): Margaret Berger - Samantha
Iguana (East India): Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
Tisch (Barking): Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Last night @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid was in bed watching Thomas the Tank Engine YouTubes and crying and I hold you entirely responsible

 

[Kate]

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable Thursday night to me.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Last night @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid was in bed watching Thomas the Tank Engine YouTubes and crying and I hold you entirely responsible

Some of the emotional payoffs from Rev Awdry are quite something. Edward’s Exploits is a real triumph of the spirit.

 

[Kate]

I was IN ACTUAL LOVE with Edward.

 

[Kate]

OMG his sad little face now I'm crying too

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I was IN ACTUAL LOVE with Edward.

Edward was MY ETHICAL GUIDE aged 3-37

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Also Edward was clearly an older gay bachelor type, facing off against cheeky twinks (Percy, Thomas), heterosexist lads (James, Gordon) and raving closet queens (Henry, Toby).

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Edward was MY ETHICAL GUIDE aged 3-37

Quite the SUCCESS

 

[Kate]

Gordon and Henry were such TORIES.

 

[ButterTart]

Gordon and Henry were such TORIES.

Diesel was Brexit Party, and I reckon Percy was the sort who believes ‘life’s too short for politics’.

 

[jivafox]

Hate to admit it but Daisy’s make-up was bad enough to be UKIP

 

[ButterTart]

Hate to admit it but Daisy’s make-up was bad enough to be UKIP

Looks like an oblong Ruth Madoc.

 

[Kate]

IN AND OUT HE CREEPS ABOUT
LIKE A BIG BLACK WEASEL

 

[RS]

Who the fuck is Edward?

 

[Kate]

 

[dzjermlaw]

Who the fuck is Edward?

He said Kylie was a bit frumpy and it all went downhill from there.

 

[Nancy]

Me and my psycho hole have high hopes for tonight

 

[BoysForSeles]

On tenterhooks whether Haze Dean can cause the upset and win this and claim her first number one.

 

[jyxz]

On tenterhooks whether Haze Dean can cause the upset and win this and claim her first number one.

I’ve just discovered her ode to Medway.

Jaunty

 

[Kate]

Me and my psycho hole have high hopes for tonight

 

[Эулия]

I’ve just discovered her ode to Medway.

Jaunty

! Nothing nicer than the lovely MEDWAY TOWNS

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh this is in 90 mins?

Can’t wait to get my hopes up only to finish 25th again

 

[Kate]

84 MINUTES!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I reckon I'll finish 31st. Worst yet. My heart just wasn't in it.

 

[Kate]

Who knew a seemingly simple and broad theme would cause so much bovvah. Still, everyone has been surprisingly restrained with the "WHY DID YOU ALLOW THIS AND NOT MINE!!!" crap, thankfully.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The response to mine was THIS ISN'T HEARTBREAK.

A. Learn Italian you morons
B. You can be a SLUT and SOAP UP your sisters tits as a result of heartbreak.

 

[Kate]

The response to mine was THIS ISN'T HEARTBREAK.

A. Learn Italian you morons
B. You can be a SLUT and SOAP UP your sisters tits as a result of heartbreak.

I thought it filed quite nicely under "who needs a man anyway, I'm going out dancing with the girls"

I thought it was Spanish though! Italian slags singing in Spanish?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’ve just discovered her ode to Medway.

Jaunty

FFS!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I thought it filed quite nicely under "who needs a man anyway, I'm going out dancing with the girls"

I thought it was Spanish though! Italian slags singing in Spanish?

No one said you should stop at one language.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

5 views!!! Did you upload it @jyxz

 

[AGinAg (38)]

And QUITE!

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

@Ag I had your song on my shortlist for future comps!

 

[Kate]

omg there's a different video for the Italian version. Less SEASIDE BINTERY (but still some tits)

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What to DO for an hour? I’ve already MILKED THE COW once today.

 

[dzjermlaw]

What to DO for an hour? I’ve already MILKED THE COW once today.

VOTE IN THE EUROVISION 100 SEMI FINAL. SLAG.

 

[jivafox]

What to DO for an hour? I’ve already MILKED THE COW once today.

See if you can do it to the Hazel Dean video.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

omg there's a different video for the Italian version. Less SEASIDE BINTERY (but still some tits)

Yeah there's an English version two, with some hilarious dubbing

 

[AGinAg (38)]

@Ag I had your song on my shortlist for future comps!

Well you should be glad I pissed it away to save you the shame!