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@Alias #23 You WHORE! You cancelled our WEDDING by not showing up!
@Alias #23 Yes, my life's a mess. My life's complex. My life's GROTESQUE!
My life's going ooon, you know what I mean.
I just had sex (with your ex).
Sä oot mulle se mysteeri
Jota ratkon, koukuttava palapeli
Kulta, kerro vielä
Kuka sä oot siellä
Minne muilla ei pääsyy oo
Se, joka vasta seinän takan hajoo
Kulta, kerro vielä
Kuka sä oot siellä
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SO ANNIEWAYS, I tried a BOMB frozé slushie recipe tuh day. It was like frozen rosé in case you’ve never heard of it (I hadn’t) I need to learn how to make it at home asap!!!!
Beard Rules
#47
If you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.
So last Saturday I thought it was Sunday. It turned out to be Thursday after all. And who does't like Thursday
@Sally Thomsett So I diligently planted and nurtured my sweet cock into your ass a few weeks ago. About half a week from then I messaged you but you didn't reply. Then today I pop to Lidl and notice you with another guy buying loads of small shoots for £2.99. I think next year I'll just buy them rather than waste my seed!!
I've been pumpin' and stretchin'
So, if you see me flexin'
That's 'cause I know I'm invincible
Oh-oh-o-oh-oh.
@The Homosexual Octopus Ring ring ring goes the telephone. The lights are on but there's no one home.
@Manitoba Marketing Board We're still YOUNG. We're in the club, B***h.
I'm chanting AS WE SPEAK.
Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy.
@vespertine Show cock and ass
Henkien kultamatkani on. Lauluni voima kuolematon. Kerronko sulle salaisuuden? Taakse sut kantaa se tähtien.
In Finland we are celebrating the Greyest Day of the Year today.
Täällä haisee pillu
@The Sexual Goose Do you enjoy thrusting your trunk to some honky-tonk?
Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
Where's the Kylie on Madonna's lap pic when I need it?
I think I'm ready for my close up, Yeah *burb* KILL THE LIGHTS!
I wanna roll. That's how I roll
Flash it in fashion with me Skin to skin, body to body Dare to bare, let me, let me see Nu-di-ty
I lost all cats
Meddlin' in Moldova
Jos sulla on toinen, koko kaupunki tietää sen mua ennen.
Buy Enya - Watermark out NOW!!
Cocks and cunts across the board
Sarah Connor - Naughty But Nice OUT NOW -
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