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It would be even now. Maybe in 2046 when Charlotte is #StillYoung years old it would have got the respect it deserves.

WINNER! Charlotte Perrelli – The Girl (2012) Heat 4 – 5th place. Sweden belongs in jail. THEN: “Schlager is dead ” @VoR 25/02/2012 “She knew. At least she had some dignity about it.” @D5K 25/02/2012 “all that build up and dreams and expectations i feel like killing myself” @Suomi...

Right then... Are you ready to find out who's won? Are you ready for this odyssey to be over? Are you ready to be found?

This is what I mean - there are so many different elements to it :disco:

So what the actual FUCK has won? There are some BIG songs yet to appear in the rate - have I gone with one of them or have I just gone 'lol rockin the ride was quite good let's go with that'?

2. Sean Banan - Sean den förste Banan AC – Lost to some horrible, no-name old cunt “If that UNMITIGATED SHITE qualifies in any form, I officially lose all faith with Sweden.” @VoR, 04/02/2012 “Sean Banan can FUCK OFF!” @Penelope 18/08/2014 “Sean Banan for CUNT OF THE MONTH I don't think I...

TOP TWO INCOMING. We were having such a lovely time as well...

Love that Spain is a complete agent of chaos when it comes to national finals.

All these Loreen h8rs trying to justify their villainy. SAD!

While we await the TOP TWO, I thought I'd finally share with you this collection of HOT TAKES about notoriously underwhelming flop 'Euphoria' by Loreen:

Sorry, only using Bebo these days

You weren't even BORN and you know the scourge of Farmville.

For avoidance of doubt, the others on the Mello Mount Rushmore are Roger Pontare, Sara Li and Rejhan.

3. Linda Bengtzing - Alla Flickor (2005) Finalist – 10th place “Sorry but all she EVER seemingly does is sit around and play Farmville or something. Like actually day in and day out that's all it is. 'Linda has won a pig and wants to thank you all'” @Suomi, 10/09/2010 “I'm concerned that my...

You may not have been evil enough, to be honest. I've been mainly quoting shockingly uncharitable takes by known villains such as @win_the_game