The SANREMO CHAT LONGE FT. MONGE (Italy 2024)

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The first female winning track to be sent to Eurovision since Italy returned!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I suppose I need to convince myself that this is excellent

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This is such a year for the gays.

 

[Alla]

Geolier 60% televote?

What a straight televote, ugh

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Right I’m off to bed! That was fun girls. I’ll be going easy on the monge for a few days now

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I suppose I need to convince myself that this is excellent

It’s not bad. That’s where I’m at right now.

 

[Alla]

This is not even close to how good is Annalisa's, but it will do well, Italy always do (relatively) well no matter what they send.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Another Italian top 5 then?

 

[OutSynk]

I've never seen the performance before I thought she'd SLUT IT UP during the instrumental bits.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This year is turning out terrifically

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Right, GOOD NIGHT MONGE FRIENDS

 

[Ill Advised]

It’s kind of underwhelming but better than Geo

 

[Madison]

No sleep until the SIGLA EUROVISION.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

That's probably my third or fourth time hearing it and I really quite like it.

 

[Alla]

It's no PAZZA but it will do. Nite.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Buona notte!

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s no ANNALISA but obviously gobsmacked Italy is sending a woman and we defeated wickedness against all odds for the second week in a row 2024 is going to be another POP GIRL PILE-UP and I’m creaming my KNICKERS!!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

If that was a Romanian entry we’d be PROLAPSING right now do not lie.

 

[Kaleen]

I am both GUTTED and happy at the same time. It’s a strange feeling.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Would have preferred Annalisa of course, but Geodude has been defeated and this serves CUNT!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Kaleen]

Annalisa looked really upset at the back. She really wanted this. It’s not too late to be one of the big names in San Marino. Surely she’d win?

 

[C’est la VoR]

Regret to inform that our next national selection on the calendar is GERMANY

 

[Madison]

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I think the protocol is that if Angelina declines then RAI gets the choice (rather than it being based on results), so we could still get Sinceramente yet.

 

[C’est la VoR]

OMG imagine the gag if she said NO

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

OMG imagine the gag if she said NO

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The fact the poor bitch has to do a press conference in 7 hours!

 

[C’est la VoR]

The fact the poor bitch has to do a press conference in 7 hours!

Ange Mange rn

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I do need someone to explain how this particular song was the first female winner in a decade when there were objectively 5 other female songs better than it this year.

 

[Pingu]

Only 16% of the televote compared to Geolier getting 60%

The juries knew what they had to do.

 

[Kaleen]

T

I do need someone to explain how this particular song was the first female winner in a decade when there were objectively 5 other female songs better than it this year.

I think it was down to the press jury voting tactically for her to win over Geolier as the leak of him storming the public vote was actually true. The fact she managed to overturn a televote of 60% to 16% and win 40% to 25% is quite a feat. The press are all in one room and I think they can probably discuss their votes with each other.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Eurgh the way I’m so into RIGGING THE VOTE when it’s in my favour

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Like I only agree with Democracy insomuch as it agrees with me.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Let’s be honest, PEOPLE ARE DUMB!!!

 

[Kaleen]

Eurgh the way I’m so into RIGGING THE VOTE when it’s in my favour

I was gonna SAY!

I think they knew they had to pick someone to put all their votes into and it was pretty clear that Angelina was the one they had to choose.

I can't wait to see the full split, it should make for some interesting reading!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Morning Longe Girls

Recovered?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Woke up face down in my monge trough

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I know we say covers night is pointless and irrelevant but do we think THIS might’ve actually brought it over the line for her?