Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems - Bonus Round: The Results

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is Tarkan a homosexual? If not, he should probably consider it.

EVERYONE SHOULD!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Another song that only comes in two varieties on YouTube: Potato or bizarre remix. Why would an artist NOT want a high quality version of their song available on a streaming platform?

Poor love probably gets his royalties paid in GOATS.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I'd BOP HIM.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is this the original Kiss Kiss? I always thought we were going to get some size 22 Middle Eastern diva of all divas. Not quite the queen I was expecting, but a queen nevertheless.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I LUV THIS ONE

 

[COB]

I luv U bb!

 

[ButterTart]

The Original - I Luv U Baby. This came fourth, and I honestly thought it had been nominated the first time around.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This is a bit BASIC in my opinion.

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: This was originally called I Love Ewe Baby, and the lyrics made much more explicit reference to the taste and texture of lamb.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

LUV!

It just does EVERYTHING you want!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The Dancing Divaz remix is just OVERLOAD

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Is this the original Kiss Kiss? I always thought we were going to get some size 22 Middle Eastern diva of all divas. Not quite the queen I was expecting, but a queen nevertheless.

Yes.

However Holly Valance WAS NOT the original English version.

 

[ButterTart]

This is a bit BASIC in my opinion.

I have a feeling I'm going to be saying that approximately nineteen times when I watch the Kalavision songs.

 

[straightorbroken]

This is the song the Phats N' Feltz singer thinks Turn Around is.

Ahhhhaaaaaaaaeeeeeyeah was probably the singer just about to but overcoming a sneeze, but it's glorious (Natalie from Cascada would weep).

 

[ButterTart]

Yes.

However Holly Valance WAS NOT the original English version.

Just like when Trine was actually the first person to cover Torn. Australian ex-soap stars don't care who they hurt.

 

[COB]

The Nippy remix I DID give points to this round.

 

[ButterTart]

One that didn't have even a sniff of qualification until this afternoon: Shitney Poostain - I'm Your Baby Tonight (Dronez mix). This came 31st in the end.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Omg I just got an ad about sobriety that began ‘when I hit rock bottom...’

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The singer is a BROADWAY ACTOR no less!

 

[straightorbroken]

Yes.

However Holly Valance WAS NOT the original English version.

The new definitive reading. Nelly Furtado meets Pam Anderson. Ropey isn't even the word

 

[Kate]

I preferred the other Whitney one, so we shall see if that got through as well.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I do like this remix, I just didn't NEED IT in the final list!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This got me to end of my fridge deep clean yesterday!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I preferred the other Whitney one, so we shall see if that got through as well.

That was just TOO NEW for me!

 

[ButterTart]

Omg I just got an ad about sobriety they began ‘when I hit rock bottom...’

Oh my God, get adblocker! The algorithms are trying to kill you.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

The new definitive reading. Nelly Furtado meets Pam Anderson. Ropey isn't even the word

I've had to have words with @COB as he refuses to acknowledge Stella's supremacy.

 

[dzjermlaw]

I don't think I'm particularly bothered about any of the remixes of pop songs. This is not a proper dance song.

 

[ButterTart]

Why has Whitney got a power drill in that picture? Would you trust her around your Black & Decker?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I don't think I'm particularly bothered about any of the remixes of pop songs. This is not a proper dance song.

I was going to say. This really doesn’t GO OFF like some of the others.

 

[straightorbroken]

This Whitney remix is completely new to me (or it was in the round I didn't vote for it in). It's now firmly a keeper for me

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why has Whitney got a power drill in that picture? Would you trust her around your Black & Decker?

She used it when she was constipated on crack.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think I'm particularly bothered about any of the remixes of pop songs. This is not a proper dance song.

You're in for quite a night.

 

[COB]

Why has Whitney got a power drill in that picture? Would you trust her around your Black & Decker?

To hang up all her gold (well SILVER) discs of course!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

OMG I LOVE THIS

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Why has Whitney got a power drill in that picture? Would you trust her around your Black & Decker?

Bobby refused to put her platinum discs up for her. His barely covered the dado rail around the front room.

 

[dzjermlaw]

It's not bad exactly, but it's taking a place in the final that could have gone to one of the obviously doomed trance songs.

 

[straightorbroken]

Spectrum is a good song, I just can't take the throat slitting vocals.

 

[Kate]

UGH Florence

 

[ButterTart]

Another song that did MUCH BETTER on it's second chance. Calvin Harris ft. Linda La Hughes - Spectrum.
This came thirteenth.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

UGH Florence